Once upon a time there was a monkey.
Except he wasn't a monkey...
He was BACON!!! >:D
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RandomThis is a very random book. It is so random it makes cheese explode. It is so random it makes pickles look normal next to it. It is so random it makes Chuck Norris sweat garlic butter. It is so random I cannot fully describe the randomness in this d...
