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Nightmare: *holding an electric screwdriver* YOU'RE FUCKING TRIGGER HAPPY!!!!

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Dust: Hey, what would happen if anime was real?

Error: Dunno. Depends on the anime-

Nightmare: *sipping tea* We would all get eaten by titans.

Error and Dust:

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Lust: So Dream, what do we do?

Dream: Why are you asking me? I'm not in charge!

Lust: Kinda seems like you are.

Dream: Ink is a better leader than I am!

Lust: ...... We both know that's a lie.

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Nightmare: Fuck you!

Hate: Uno reverse card.

Nightmare: *crying* That was mean!

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Swad: *minding his own business*

Ink: ....... Bird bitch-

Swad: hEY-

Ink: *fucking vanishes*

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Passive Nightmare: *telling a story* And that is how I found out that soap is a perfect smokescreen!

Young Dream: O-oh, o-ok, b-brother.... *traumatized*

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Passive Nightmare: *got scraped in the face*

Young Dream: *gasp* Brother! What happened?!

Passive Nightmare: Uh.... I tripped on a root. *obvious lie*

Young Dream: .....

Passive Nightmare: *sweating nervously*

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Killer: *accidentally steps on one of Nightmare's cats*

Nightmare: YOU BETTER PRAY FOR MERCY, KILLER!!!!

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*Power tool noises*

Dust: *goes downstairs to the throne room*

Nightmare: *built a cat paradise around the room*

Dust: ..... Now you've gone too far, buddy.

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Nightmare: Dammit, I measured wrong-

Killer, Horror, and Dust: *struggling to keep the gigantic solar panel straight*

Nightmare: You break it, you buy it, idiots.

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The gang: *watching Frozen 2*

Everybody except Nightmare: *cries at Olaf's "death"*

Dust: Wh-why aren't you sad? This is h-heartbreaking!

Nightmare: My soul is a pit of darkness full of suffering. Do you really think I'd have the emotional capacity to care about a fUCKING SNOWMAN???!!!

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Error: Hey Nightmare, I like you.

Nightmare: No, you don't.

Error: Yes I do!

Nightmare: If you truly liked me, you would've owned up to breaking the Switch last week-

Error: ......

Nightmare: -and you would've paid for it like I told you to-

Error: Uh....

Nightmare: -and took out the trash when I asked you to-

Error: *thinking* What is going on?!

Nightmare: -and you would've helped me fix the castle when we first discovered it-

Error: Ok, you're right, I don't like you.

Nightmare: That's better.

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Ink: Hands up! *finger guns*

Nightmare: *sigh* That is not intimidating at all-

Ink: I said, HANDS UP!!! *finger guns intensifies*

Nightmare: Ugh, fine. *raises hands*

Ink: *hugs*

Nightmare: .... You diabolical genius.

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