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Dust: In the middle of nowhere is Knowhere. There's no place like Knowhere, cuz Knowhere is no place in the middle of nowhere.
Nightmare: ...... what..... the..... HELL HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING???!!!!
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Dream: And what will we not do?
Ink: S-stare at Nightmare's ass-
Dream:
Ink: .... What?
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Lust: Guys! I know Nightmare's weakness!
Dream: Y-you do?
Lust: Cats!
Dream: That doesn't make any sense. Nightmare loves cats.
Lust: Exactly.
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Nightmare: *sneezes*
Ink: *Ink.exe has stopped working*
Error: *taps Ink's shoulder, and watches as he falls over* Omg, he died! I'M FREE! I CAN DESTROY AS MUCH AS I WANT-
Ink: Touch my creations and I'll kill you.
Error: .......dammit.
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Dust: How were the pyramids built?
Nightmare: *casually sips tea* Aliens, obviously.
Killer: Yeah, but the Egyptians could've tamed elephants!
Dust: That's ridiculous! How would they have tamed elephants?
Error: Frickin' imbeciles, they tamed hippos. Those things could probably push tons.
Horror: What if they tamed rhinos? They're strong.
Nightmare: Why is this even a discussion?
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Swad: *does anything remotely close to Nightmare*
Ink: Time to plan a murder-
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Dust: So you know cats?
Nightmare: Yeah?
Dust: Imagine if there was a gigantic, fluffy cat that is tall enough to put its paws on the counter-
Nightmare: We call those Maine Coons.
Dust: ...... oh.
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Error: I'm just gonna say it.
Error: Nightmare, you have too many cats.
Nightmare: *buried in fluffy babies* I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Art book
FanfictionSo, I decided to make an art book and redo some old art digitally. Hope you enjoy! I might shitpost from time to time as well, just cuz I'm bored and inspiration won't leave me alone.
