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Nightmare: Nothing is funnier than standing in the parking lot of a fancy restaurant on Valentine's Day, yelling at random couples as they leave, saying, "YOU SURE MOVED ON QUICKLY!!!"
Nightmare: Except for this one time, some bitch I said this to was walking away with her boyfriend. She flipped me off and said, "I'm too good for you."
Nightmare: I was in shock for the rest of the day.
Dust: b R U H -
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Swad: *sends Nightmare flowers*
Ink: *proceeds to burn flowers*
Swad: *sends Nightmare more flowers*
Ink: *burns those flowers*
Swad: Why???!!!
Ink: B i r d b i t c h -
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Nightmare: I don't get what the big deal is about Valentine's Day. Like, romance is fleeting, but platonic love is way more permanent. In my opinion, platonic love is the best love there is next to parental love.
Swad & Ink: *cries in they both love Noot Noot*
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Nightmare: *walks in* Uh- Dust, are you ok...?
Dust: UnIcOrN dUsT!!!¡¡¡!!!
Nightmare: You're high, aren't you?
Dust: EhEhEhEhEhEhEhEhEh-
Nightmare: *looks at the glitter Dust was holding* This is literal glitter. You got high off glitter, Dust.
Dust: MmMmMmMm, GlItTeR mEeEeEeEe.... SoOoOo SpOrKlY....
Nightmare: *yeets the bottle of glitter into Underhell cuz it's the closest thing to the real thing without actually dying*
*The bottle explodes on impact with the ground.*
Nightmare: THE FRICK WAS IN THAT GLITTER???!!!
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Art book
FanfictionSo, I decided to make an art book and redo some old art digitally. Hope you enjoy! I might shitpost from time to time as well, just cuz I'm bored and inspiration won't leave me alone.
