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1. SHAMPOO

beta read by Shimo_Jensei_Jibun
thank u so much <33

𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙚𝙧 01
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Y/N'S POV

Today was a sunday morning and I decided to take short shower. As I wanted to wash my hair I realized that the bottle with my shampoo was almost empty. It was a pretty expensive shampoo and I brought it not long ago. There was no way in hell it could be already empty!!!!! So i decided to text in our family chat.

✨goRgEoUs QUEEN✨👑 : LISTEN UP BITCHES!! WHO THE FUCK HAS USED MY SHAMPOO?!!

cloud boii ☁️ : Not me I bought my on. ☁

Alluka bby<33: I didn't use it neither nee-chan

onlysaneperson: What are u doing so early ?

perv: Don't make a drama y/n 😒

✨goRgEoUs QUEEN✨👑: I AM MAKING A DRAMA ?!! SAY BYE TO YOUR PERVERT FIGURES BITCH!!!

perv: DON'T YOU DARE! MMOOOM

bestmom2022: y/n dear, don't do this

zeno: why am I in this family...

cloud boii ☁️: that's what I keep asking my self

✨goRgEoUs QUEEN✨👑: DON'T CHANGE THE TOPIC! WHO THE FUCK USED MY SHAMPOO! IF YOU SAY IT NOW I MAY CONSIDER TO LET YOU LIVE!!! SPILL IT BITCHESS!!!

silver.zoldyck: Illumi was the last who showered maybe he was it.

y/n: ILLLUUUUU-CHAAANNNN 🙃🔪

pin cushion: wait y/n I can explain it-

✨goRgEoUs QUEEN✨👑: SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR HAIR I WILL BURN IT DOWN EVERY STRAND OF YOUR LONG SILLKY HAIR!!!

cloud boii ☁️: Ey sis can I help u want to improve my nen 🤗 😏

✨goRgEoUs QUEEN✨👑: sure thing 😌

pin cushion: I'll buy you a new one I swear y/n

✨goRgEoUs QUEEN✨👑: What's with conditioner ?

pin cushion: This shit is damn expensive, do I look rich?!

✨goRgEoUs QUEEN✨👑: Say good bye-

pin cushion: ok forget what I said I'll buy you two of each ok?

✨goRgEoUs QUEEN✨👑: mhmm...

bestermom2022: y/n.

✨goRgEoUs QUEEN✨👑 : ok fine but I want to have your conditioner too.

pin cushion: ⚫__⚫

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I was about to head back to the bathroom as I heard a knock at my door.

"come in.", I said and my cute baby brother Kalluto opened the door.
I smiled, "Hey Kalluto whats up?".

"We are plaing Mario kart in the livingroom, do u want to join?" Kalluto asked.

"Of course!" I exclaimed and followed with him to the livingroom.

"We are building two teams. The winner decides a punishment for the loser.", Milluki said while stuffing his mouth full with even more chips/crisps. "Fine with me, but who makes the teams?" Kalluto asked.

"Since I and Illumi are the old-" Milluki began but was cut of by Alluka

"Kalluto and I are the youngest so we should decide.", she said. Kalluto nodded and they started to chose their teams.

TeamKalluto: Illumi,Killua

Team Alluka: Milluki, y/n

We all laughed and even Illumi had a faint smile on his lips as we started the game.

Annnd of course team Alluka won!! I mean I was in the team *hair flip*

cloud boii ☁️
pin cushion
Perv
Alluka bby<3
onlysaneperson
✨goRgEoUs QUEEN✨👑
silver.zoldyck
Bestmom2022

a/n
Omgg I'm so excited I finally posted this!!!
I've been writing parts of this story for months (still don't have many cuz I took long breaks...)
I can't promise u regular updates but I'll try!!

Credits: Like I said this story is NOT my original work. The main ideas are from shalcrack .  I translated her story and added my own thoughts (with her knowing consent).

THANK U FOR READING!!! SEE U NEXT CHAPTER <3333

Also do u have any other ideas for names??
(I changed most of the names the original author used but I didn't find a name for kiyoko...)

ps: I suck at mario kart xD