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5.DANCE

a/n its pretty short...

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Y/N'S POV
My parents were on a mission so we were basically alone in the mansion cuz zeno was zeno.
We were watching netflix as zeno entered the room.
He grabbed the remote control and turned on the music.
"LETS DANCE BITCHESS!!" he yelled.
...
"HELL YEAHHH!"
"LETSS GOOO"
"YESSS"
Alluka, Killua and I yelled while Illumi was not really looking convinced.

He joined after a few minutes tho aaannnnd da dance battle started.

"HELLL YEAHHH GOOO BITCHH WIN THIS SHIT !!" Zeno screamed supporting me in my dance battle against Illumi.

"NO WAY IN HELL!!!!!!!" Illumi yelled while flipping his hair over his shoulder doing his MaGniFicanT PeRfeCt end pose with a hand on his hip. ( no I'm not jellous!!!!!! But his hair is just per- ) . "You wish!" I countered with a bitchy additude. Illumi and I looked to the others who were the judges.

" ILLUMIS HAIR FILP AND HIS END POSE WERE CLEARLY BADASS BUT AFTER LONGER CONSINDERATION WE THINK THAT IN TOTALLLLLLLLL

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Y/N ZOLDYCK WINS AND ILLUMI IS IN CHARGE FOR THE CHORES THE WHOLE NEXT WEEK!!!! NEXT KILLUA VS Y/N!!! PLACE YOUR BETS!! COME ON WHO WANNA SKIP THEIR HOUSE HOLD CHORES HUUH?? Zeno shouted.

After many many dance battles it had been decided that zeno is da best dance ToT ... I was still ranked two tho cuz ahhh how should I say this I'm just fabulous 😚💅

Anyways Alluka suggested we should rap so we had a few rap battels. In fact some very suprising things were revaled as Milluki abilty to rap!! We also played 'just dance' and Alluka and Kalluto were having 10 perfect dances in a row. We had a lot of fun and Zeno was telling crazy stories abour our parents.

But suddenly someone entered the room. Our mother... she looked kinda angry. "Uhmmm I was just about to stop them-" Zeno started.

My mother took a deep breath before saying in a creepy calm tone, "so this is what you are doing when your father and I leave the house. Have you looked at the clock? do you have any idea how loud you are? Doing this all alone!! Do you know how late it is?".
We all just looked to her quitly and shocked.

No matter what you may expect she normaly had no problems with us partying because she liked it too and she thought it would help our bOnDs and ReLaTionsHiPs...

"YOU ALL WILL HAVE TO DO HOUSE HOLD CHORES AND CAN'T LEAVE THE HOUSE!

YOU. ARE. GROUNDED. Y/N YOU WON'T SEE LUU FOR THE NEXT THREE WEEKS !!! ILLUMI YOU AIN'T BE TOUCHING OR EVEN SEEING ANY OF YOUR NEEDLES FOR A MONTH!!! YOU TWO ARE THE OLDEST AND SHOULD HAVE BEEN RESPONSIBLE!!!!

NO NETFLIX OR SWEETS FOR ANY OF YOU!! AND THIS ALSO GOES FOR YOU ZENO!!!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WATCH THEM!!!"

We looked at her totally shocked. After a while alluka softly asked, "what time is it?".

" what time it is?" our mother said," I'll tell you

she glared at us, "SHOWTIME "

...what?" my jaw planted itself gracefully on the floor.

"IT'S APRIL FOOL'S DAY IDIOTS!!! So showtime! Showtime!"

"yo!" Silver joined and why both freaking started rapping!

After a few moments of shock we joined them and danced and rapped till dawn.

It was a pretty funny night and we all had lot of fun. We talked a lot and when the sun rised we all were sleeping like crazy dudes who celebrated the whole fucking night.

Bonus:

Y/N'S POV

I was peacfully sleeping as someone thought it was a good idea to scream right into my eaer. I groaned "shut up I'm sleeping"

"we already ate lunch"

"WHaat, what time is it?"

"SHOWTIMEEEEE!!!"

A/N

Heyy thank y'all for reading and happy april fool's day!!!!

btw has anyone read 'it ends wit us'?