Lamrex was tearing her hair out as she smelled the air. "Ares...... did you booboo on the floor again?" She growled angrily like a lone wolf. The cat grabbed the poop stains and cleaned it immediately in fear.
Everyone feared discord kitten Lamrex.
She stared at her cat and opened her mouth. "To help you cope with your signs and symptoms until the diarrhea goes away, try to do the following: Drink plenty of liquids, including water, broths and juices. Avoid caffeine and alcohol. Add semisolid and low-fiber foods gradually as your bowel movements return to normal."
The cat shook in fear, his whiskers tickling his sticky cat toes.
This was the beginning of the ultimate love story.
Lamrex then proceeded to get dressed for school. She loved school. Her hair touched her back and she used her hand to comb out any knots. She then walked out of the door, running with toast in her mouth she then proceeded to scream, "ARIANA GRANDE YOU BAKA!!!!!!!"
Ariana Grande smiled and turned around, before seeing Lamrex. It was a bad day and she almost started crying. What in the Sesame Street was the logic for this sussy situation? What was happening?
Then they both saw Barney Sanders the purple dinosaur... the communist. They shook in fear... what would happen if you let the.. c...c....c.....c.....c....c... .c..c...co.m ... cum...comm...comm....commu .,... communists.............. take over? Would we all die? Be poor? No gay?
They sighed before shaking their heads and expressing their desires to caress Donald J. Trump's luscious back hair--the back hair with little leftover chunks of his favorite tanning lotion. This lotion gave him a magnificent glow that reminded one of the sweet juicy taste of an orange. They could just barely imagine the magnificent taste. Lamrex then smiled lightly before bumping into someone..
"UGH!!!!!!!!! YOU BAKA WATCH WHERE YOU ARE GOING..." Lamrex screamed this before looking up, with her cute anime eyes. There he was... the 45th president himself... kissing his opposing candidate.
Lamrex felt tears swell in her eyes. The jealousy she felt... was she a yandere?
"S...senpai? Who.., Is that... the 46th president... your rival candidate? You're letting him.. eat the chunks of lotion on your back?" Trump looked at Lamrex, licking his lips to get all of the remaining drool. Joe mama Biden had a significant amount of orange tracing the perimeter of his lips.
' '...... Yes kitten.. I'm sorry. ' '
Lamrex's eyebrows furrowed. She hesitated before running away. "DONT CALL ME KITTEN EVER AGAIN SENPAI!!!!!!"
Ares then killed Lamarex. The end so sad #likeifyoucried
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