Poof, be gone!
Your breath is so strong.
Wait, come back!
You need a tic tac.
Not a tic not a tac,
But the whole damn pack!
Sorry to be mean
You need listerine.
Not sip,
Not a gargle,
But the whole damn bottle!!
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Comebacks! (Funny Comebacks and Insults)
HumorAlways been wanting to say something back to a person who's been insulting you? Well, this is the place you need to go. In this book, there are some pretty awesome comebacks that'll get you through a day of laughter and 'OOHH BURN(s)!!'. Now, hurry...
