Friend: If I would fuck your mom, would we be enemies?
Me: No...
Friend: Hehe, would we be friends?
Me: No...
Friend: Huh? Then what?
Me: Even...
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Comebacks! (Funny Comebacks and Insults)
HumorAlways been wanting to say something back to a person who's been insulting you? Well, this is the place you need to go. In this book, there are some pretty awesome comebacks that'll get you through a day of laughter and 'OOHH BURN(s)!!'. Now, hurry...