Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and mine will be empty too if you sit there.
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Comebacks! (Funny Comebacks and Insults)
HumorAlways been wanting to say something back to a person who's been insulting you? Well, this is the place you need to go. In this book, there are some pretty awesome comebacks that'll get you through a day of laughter and 'OOHH BURN(s)!!'. Now, hurry...
Comeback 74
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and mine will be empty too if you sit there.