Guy: Dude, you're so fat!
Guy 2: You want to know why I'm fat?
Guy: Why?
Guy 2: 'Cause every time I fuck your girlfriend, she gives me a biscuit.
Guy: WHAT WAS THAT?
Guy 2: oops, got to go. Biscuit brake
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Comebacks! (Funny Comebacks and Insults)
HumorAlways been wanting to say something back to a person who's been insulting you? Well, this is the place you need to go. In this book, there are some pretty awesome comebacks that'll get you through a day of laughter and 'OOHH BURN(s)!!'. Now, hurry...
