Me: *raises hand* Can I use the restroom?
Teacher: I don't know, can you?
Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbs modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought that since you were a teacher, you would know that. My bad! May I use the restroom?
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Comebacks! (Funny Comebacks and Insults)
HumorAlways been wanting to say something back to a person who's been insulting you? Well, this is the place you need to go. In this book, there are some pretty awesome comebacks that'll get you through a day of laughter and 'OOHH BURN(s)!!'. Now, hurry...
