꧁𝐌𝐲 𝐋𝐚𝐝𝐲, 𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬꧂. 𝐾𝑢𝑟𝑜𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑡𝑠𝑢𝑗𝑖[DISCONTINUED]

𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥

Please don't take this seriously lmfao. This isn't even written properly

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Kim-Grell

Khloe-Douma

Kourtney-[F/N]

Rose- Uzui

Jack- Giyuu

Niki- Ciel

Captian Spears- Sebastian

Maid- Mey-rin

Rando1- Obanai

Rando2- Mitsuri

(sombre music)

Obanai: You just take your time, Uzui. Whenever you're ready.

Uzui: . . . It's been 84 years. . .

Holy shit I'm old.

Mitsuri: Grandma, Maybe we should take a break.

Uzui: No. No, I've got this.

Mitsuri: Well, Mr Ubuyashiki thought he should bring in some other survivors to help jog your memory.

(door opens)

Uzui stares intensely

(tense music)

Uzui: *gasp*

Obanai: Uzui, This is-

Uzui: I know who they are!

Grell: That's right. It's us.

Douma: We're back you stupid bitch.

Uzui: No!

[F/N]- You've aged horribly

Mitsuri: Grandma, Are you ok?

Uzui: The titanic was called the ship of dreams. . .but these three made it the ship of hell.

(Insert dramatic flashback music)

Mey-rin: Is everything to your likings Madams?

Douma: No, This suite is small.

Grell: Yeah, If this Boat is so big, why aren't the suites?

Mey-rin: It's a ship.

[F/N]: Oh my god but find us a bigger suite.

Mey-rin: But this is the biggest suite on the-

Douma: Then tell those people next door to give up their suite.

Mey-rin: But-

Grell: Go!

(Mey-rin walks out)

[F/N]: wow.

Douma: Are we gonna have to deal with this kind of service the whole trip? 

Seriously?

Grell: No one told us we'd be on the Rudetanic.

???: Excuse me?

They all turn.

Uzui: Hi, I'm Uzui.

You must be the whores,

We're neighbours.

Douma: Not for long. We're taking your suite.

Uzui: But what's wrong with this suite?

Douma: What's that accent?

Uzui: what accent?