Son - Hey, remember when I killed a butterfly, you said "No butter for a week?"
Father - yeah?
Son - And when I killed a honeybee, you said "No honey for a week"
Father - That was a while ago, so what?
Son - Mom just killed a cockroach, should I break it to her?
Father - ...
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