Friend 1 - Hey, I accidentally broke your lamp.
Friend 2 - Why do you always break my stuff?
Friend 1 - I don't always break your stuff.
Friend 2 - Remember when you CRACKED THE TV SCREEN?
Friend 2 - Remember when you SHREDDED MY MATRESS?
Friend 2 - Remember when you PAID SOMEONE TO CUT MY BALLS OFF?
Friend 1 - I'll just buy a new lamp.
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