Some guy: John, you were very drunk last night.
John: What did I do?
Some guy: When wanted apple smoothie and I said no, you put my phone in the blender and asked me if I wanted any.
John: Ah, sorry about that. Next time I'll use my phone to make more
Some guy: Never mind, you weren't drunk.
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