Son - hey dad. I just got a girlfriend and she's pregnant.
Dad - what? What is the matter with you. ARE YOU DAMN PROUD?! WHEN YOU GET HOME YOU ARE IN SO MUCH FUCKING TROUBLE.
Dad - YOUR MOTHER ALREADY KNOWS AND SHE IS DEVASTATED. WHO IS THIS SLUT YOU PIECE OF SHIT?
Son - dad. I meant perfect, not pregnant. What the fuck it's the phones fault- it autocorrected me .
Dad - OH, oh god... you just made me piss my pants son... I may have just broken your laptop
Son - ...
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