Daughter - what if I just came back home at 3am?
Mother - Then I am going to lick your ass out tonight.
Daughter - what?
Mom - I'm being serious.
Daughter - um, alright, that's disgusting.
Mom - ah, sorry, I meant lock not lick
Daughter - ugh
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