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Danielle - Phin, you were very drunk last night. I was worried sick!

Phin - I wasn't drunk- just tired, that's all.

Danielle - oh yeah? You were about to JUMP OFF THE 15TH FLOOR singing "TAKe ME SATAN"

Phin - No, I was simply dreaming. Did you not you see my wings?

Danielle - absolute idiot.

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