The Uninvited Lovers ✅

Part 7

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It had been quite some time when Sana returns after doing some work. She finds a lady sitting with Sidharth.

Lady: Suno, Meri nanand ki nanand ke liye ladka doondh rahe hai. Tum mujhe bahut achche ladke dikh rahe ho. Apni maa babuji ka number de do, hum rishtey ki baat chalate hai.

Sidharth: Ji... nahi.. (he nods no)

Lady: (speaks in between) Arey! Dahej ki chinta mat kar. Ladki waale bahut ameer hai, jo chahe maang lena.(whispers)

Sidharth: Par main nahi karna chahta shaadi..

Lady: Ohhh!! (Places her palm on her lips) Kahi tum waise toh nahi? Body Shody se achche kaase launde nazar aate ho ki pata hi nahi chalta.

Sidharth: Ji.. aap kaisi baat kar rahi ho? Main waisa nahi hoon.

Lady: Toh kya problem hai. Ruko main ladki ko bulaati hoon, bahut hi sundar hai woh. Tum baat karlo phir shayad mann bann jaye.

The lady starts scrolling her phone.

Sana: Arey Sidharth ji, aapka dyaan kaha hai? Dekhye Suraj neeche zameen pe baitke khel raha hai. Pura kapda kharab kar liya apna.

Lady: Yeh kaun hai?

Sana: Ji, Namastey. Main inki dharam patni aur yeh humara beta, Suraj. Beta Aunty ko namaste karo.

Kid: Namaste Aunty.

Lady: Haaye, tum shaadi shudha ho? (To Sidharth)

Sidharth was surprised himself. To save himself from the lady's torture, he nods yes.

Lady: Toh itni der bola kyu nahi? (Whispers in his ears) Waise ye bachcha naa toh tumhare jaise dikhta hai naa tumhari patni ke jaisa.

Sidharth: (gulps) Woh, yeh meri dusri patni hai. Mera beta meri pehli patni ke jaisa dikhta hai.

Lady: Arey arey! Tumne toh do do shaadi kar li hai. Waise pehli biwi ko kya hua tha?

Sidharth fumbles as he didn't know what to answer.

Sana: Main batati hoon. Usko na khusar-pusar karne ki bahut gandi aadat thi aur dusron ke maamle mein bahut taang adaati thi, toh kisine uska murder kar diya.

The lady gulps in fear.

Lady: Main.. main.. chalti hoon... kuch kaam yaad aa gaya..

She gets up and leaves. Sana starts giggling whereas Sidharth glares at Sana.

Sana: Kya hua? Aise kyu ghoor rahe ho?

Sidharth: Meri biwi ke baare mein itni anaab shanaab baate karte sharam nahi aayi? Khus-pus, taang adana aur murder fir bhi kar diya?

Sana: Oye? Itna kyu hyper ho rahe ho? Koi sach ka murder thode hi kiya maine? (Pauses) Oh God! I'm sorry, tumhari sach mein biwi hai?

Sidharth: Huh? Nahi. Main abhi kuwara hoon.

Sana: Toh! Itna emotional kyu ho gaye? Pehle to tumne khudh apni imaginary pehli biwi ko mere liye chodd diya woh bhi ek bachche ke hote huye. Sharm nahi aayi?

Sidharth: Maine kaha choddha?

Sana: Huh? Haaye main lutt gayi barbaad ho gayi. Matlab mere se jhoot bola ki tumhari pehli biwi se talak ho gaya aur mujhse shaadi bhi kar liya.. (fake cries)

Sidharth: Maine kab bola ye? Oye!! Sorry sorry. Ab chup ho jao koi dekhega toh mujhe sach mein peet dega.

Sana giggles.