Celebrations In Konahood

Thanksgiving

It started like any other day in konahood.

Narutard and emo boy were riding around the village on their pet ostrich. Emo boy lying in narutards lap contemplating life as usual and naruto cheerily directing the ostrich and petting the emos bangs.

Thats when Leotard approached on his t-rex shimothy with pin cushion and his swan waddling behind exasperated.

"Narutard! I challenge you to another race!" Leotard declared loudly and his-rex hissed challengingly.

"Yes Leotard! Keep enjoying your youth!" Gay sensei exclaimed from his tortoise.

"Leotard we really need to get going on that mission" pin cushion sighed. His swan honked in agreement.

"Challenge accepted!" Narutard declared obnoxiously. Emo boy just mumbled something about his life being devoted to narutard.

"I shall declare the sart of the race!" Gay sensei declared as they all gathered at the Ramen shop where they typically started their races.

"Whoever makes it to hokage mountain and back first wins! Looser has to buy the winner Ramen for a week!" Narutard yelled.

"Deal!"

"Alright! 3...2...1...go!" Gay waved his hands like flags and the boys took off through the village leaving a trail of dust behind them.

Well the t-rex did at least. As soon as the ostrich tried to start running it face planted into the ground, getting its head stuck.

Narutard yelled in frustration. Hearing that narutard was upset emo boy sat up for the first time in a week and yanked the birds head out of the ground, activating his sharingan and putting the bird in a genjutsu.

Narutard didn't know what emo boy did to the bird but once he deactivated his sharingan it started speeding out of the village, quickly catching up to Leotard.

Narutard grinned widely and hugged emo boy "thanks emo boy! you're the best!"

Emo boy layed back down on narutard without a word though the blond saw a smirk ok his face.

After passing Leotard, and a bunch of aggressive hissing from his t-rex, narutard stuck his tongue out at the bowl cut boy "eat my dust leotard!"

"I will not eat anything of the sort you furry!" Leotard yelled though couldn't catch up to the hypnotized ostrich.

Emo boys eyes glowed red with the sharingan at that remark though it was hard to tell because his emo hair was in the way.

Narutard pet his bangs and told him to calm down because old granny 106 cm said she couldn't keep making up excuses to cover up the "random" deaths around konoha and that people would start connecting the dots back to emo boy.

Emo boy reluctantly agreed but only because his beloved narutard had asked.

At the top of the mountain their ostrich banged his head into the first hokages head before bolting down the hill, leaving a trail of feathers.

Back at the village firewood (hashirama), the potted tree shuddered as his head was smashed.

Fire boyfriend(madara), the pot that fire wood was planted in (for confidential reasons😗) asked "what's your issue now fire wood? Is the wind to strong again?"

"Nope just a bad feeling is all"

Those words quickly became a lie as narutard and Leotard raced by the potted plant almost knocking it over.

"Darn kids rushing around like there's gon' be no tomorrow" fire boyfriend mumbled.

Crossing the finish line, emo boys genjutsu on the ostrich broke causing it to go headfirst into the dirt, lauching both narutard and emo boy off of it.