"It was like any other day in the dreadful- I mean the festive konahood except it compleatly wasn't"
"Oh come on sasori you have to be more interesting than that"
"Well what do you suppose I do genius?"
"Oh you flatter me, anyways MERRY CHRISTMAS KONAHOOD! WE'RE BACK WITH ANOTHER GREAT STORY BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE DORA CAST-"
"Shut up you're so obnoxious!"
"Listen hidan at least i'm not the immortal one who died! Shut up and let me speak!"
"How about all of you shut up! Look there's the itchy GRINCH"
All: "ooooooh the grinchhhhh"
The grinch sneakily snuck through the freezing cold woods shivering "dear brother Oh how sorry I am for ruining Thanksgiving" he cried blood that quickly froze to his face.
He slipped backwards on his head as his tear path created a red sheet of ice along the forest floor "Oh no! The tomatoes! My dear brothers tomatoes!"
He writhed in pain and sadness as he imagined his emo brothers shattered expression at finding out his tomatoes were ruined.
"That idiot! He has the sharingan and he can't even see ice righ under his feet"
"Oh shut it deidara you litterally blew yourself up"
"And you got killed my a grandma I do-"
"SHUT UP BOTH IF YOU GET BACK TO THE STORY"
"Get back to the storyyy"
"ALLMIGHTY-"
"NO NO I'M SORRY"
"Good now go the the village"
"Boringggg"
Back in the village of konohood white snow coated everything in the village. Every house looked like ginger bread houses, courtesy of shikamarus team (who was forced to make a special jutsu for this occasion) and everyone was busily gathering things for the Christmas party later that night.
"Alright my mighty elves! We must get everyone the best gifts possible ny the end of the night!"
"Yes gay sensei! We must make sure Christmas is perfect!"
"Why did we have to be the elves?" Space buns groaned.
"More importantly why did we have to wear these awful outfits?!" Pencil sharpener complained.
"Because it is Christmas! You must be festive to get gifts!"
"Exactly Leotard! Now, everyone knows what they need to get! One, two, three, elves go!" Gay sensei declared then the four ninjas scattered around the village startling many around them.
Back in the uzumaki-uchiha household heat miser and snow miser were having issues decorating the tree.
"Sassy-gay we can't cover the entire tree in tomatoe ornaments!"
"Tomatoes...."
"I know you're still heartbroken over Thanksgiving but I'll buy you more tomatoes, I promise" mr.sun rested his hand on black ice's head gently.
Emo nodded and collapsed to the ground "tomatoes" he cried out.
"Tomato no jutsu!" Sunny man declared, turning all the fake tomatoes on the tree into actual tomatoes.
The ones at the top fell around the livingroom dying everything red. A few crashed onto emos face getting into his eyes but he was too happy to care.
"Tomatoes! My precious" He growled like golem(from lord of the rings) and took a bite out of a tomatoe like it was an apple.
YOU ARE READING
Celebrations In Konahood
Fanfichappy Thanksgiving everyone! this is a story from us to you we hope you enjoy! credit to snapchat bc that's how I made the cover😎 I'll be updating for every holiday and birthday of the naruto cast! None of the artwork is mine!!!!
