The Unity Of Two

26: Arm Puns and a Puppy

Three weeks later...

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I don't know how much time has passed but the Autobuts still hadn't shown up. But at least I was allowed to wander around, although the landing bay was off limits.

Then I saw Megs walking past, missing and arm.

"Need a hand?" I asked as I trailed him, I couldn't resist. And he didn't throw me into walls as much anymore.

"No." He grumbled.

"But you're unarmed!" I joked.

"Oh me." Primus muttered.

"I am well aware." Megs grumbled.

"Well, not every bot has a humerus." I told him. "Are you going to the medbay?"

"Yes."

"Knockout probably has something, through it might be second hand." I carried on.

"Shut up."

"At least you still have an arm-y." I said and he swung his single arm at me, I barely got away in time.

As soon as we were out of hearing distance, Unicron burst into a fit of giggles, "I taught him well!"

"He could have killed you!" Primus complained as I glanced out a window.

There was a giant tower, "Wow." I said and pulled them both out, showing them the view, "Is that Cybertronian?" I asked.

"Yea." Primus said as Soundwave rounded the corner.

"What's that?" He asked, using Starscream's voice as he pointed to a crystal.

I stuffed them both back into me, "What's that?" I asked and nodded out the window.

"Darkmount." He said.

"What's it do?"

"New Decepticon headquarters."

"Oh, like the ugly one on Cybertron?" I asked.

"Stylistic." He corrected and ejected Laserbeak and left, Beaky flew onto my shoulder.

I snorted and glanced out the window, we were going to dock there, so I might aswell explore it. I strolled up to the hanger, much to Laserbeak's protests and got onto Darkmount, simply by gliding.

"What are you doing?" Primus asked.

"There's a giant castle, you think I'm not going to explore it?" I snorted as Laserbeak trailed, I started at a thrown and made it all the way down to the ground floor. Every room was empty so I was rather boring.

Until the castle shook.

"What was that?" Sire asked.

"I dunno, what was that?" I asked Laser beak.

He squawked.

I started going back up but stopped at a doorway.

"Holy Primus." I muttered.

"What?" Primus asked.

"There's a Predacon." I stated in awe.

"Those are extinct." Unicron noted.

"Ah not this one." I said, "Imma say hi." I said.

"Don't be stupid." Primus yammered as Beak squawked in protest.

I transformed into my beasty mode and waddled over. Only just noticing there were others here too, including a mech I had never seen before.

The Predacon spotted me and tilted its helm before it started to sniff.

"What is that?" The new mech asked.

"A pest." Megs said and pretended I wasn't here.

Then the Predacon sat on me, I'm not a fragging egg! I squawked at him angrily and nipped at his plating.

He found it cute and snuggled into me.

"Sounds like all is going well." Unicron snorted.

Megatron's helm snapped up.

"Shut up." Primus hissed.

"Shockwave, I want you to examine the pest, he had some peculiar abilities." Megatron instruct and sat on his thrown.

"Yes My liege." Shockers said and waved the Predacon to the side.

I was soaked with saliva from how much he licked me. Skocky seemed disgusted by the sight but dragged me along anyways.

I squawked in protest, but he dragged me into a lab, I seemed to have missed, before he let go. I transformed, "You could have just asked, you know." I hissed and started wiping he saliva off.

Shockers looked shocked. "You're a youngling?"

"No, I'm a mechling." I hissed.

"You don't look like one." He grumbled, "Reason for examination?" He asked.

I paused, he thought I was about to spill what I can do? "No idea, Megs has a few loose screws." I shrugged and sat on a crate.

Then he decided to get out a scanner. "Explanation for alt mode?" He asked.

"It just happened." I said.

He glared at me. "How did you get dark energon into your systems?" He asked, well he got there fast.

"Ate some." I said.

"Open you spark camber." He requested.

"That's like him asking you to flash your interface plating!" Unicron yammered, appalled.

"That is private." I crossed my arms.

So he got out a circular saw, so I stabbed him in defense, although he hadn't actually attacked me yet.

"Illogical." He said menacingly as my dagger stuck out of his chassis. He started up his circular saw.

Next thing I know, I'm restrained to a berth and have a large slit in my chassis as he examined very private places.

"This is so not my day." I mumbled to myself.

"Maybe you shouldn't have stabbed him." Primus suggested.

"Maybe I should have stabbed him more." I yammered back as he took the dagger out and glanced at it.

"How?" He asked.

"Extraordinary will power." I hissed as I look up at him, causing my pain receptors to flare.

He looked at me like he was getting ready to torture me. "I channel the dark energon in my in one collective spot and solidify it, happy?" I asked.

He said nothing.

"You shouldn't be telling him this." Unicron said.

"Eh, he'll just go running to Megs, and then Meg'll think he's a wizard and fry his processor." I said and Shockwave looked down at me in question. "I'm sane." I told him.

Then he looked up my medical profile, "Negative."

Then Megs strolled in with Knockout in toll.

"Cheese." I told Unicron.

"You should have picked another word, any other word." Primus muttered.

"Yea, but there's no flare in it." I said and waved my servos however much my restraints allowed.

Knockout shrieked in shock. "He iS a YoUnGliNg!" He cursed a bit and undid my restraints.

I made a dash for the door but was thrown into a wall.