I'm in the dining room. Now it's time to face Alice, who shouldn't be too bad. I hope.
"So," Alice fills two glasses of water and brings them to the coffee table.
"I understand that there are many types of lesbians because they all look different and have different families and all that." Alice says.
"Yeah, that's true."I answer.
"And there's no standard at all. Anyone could be a lesbian cause they all have their own sense of style. No one particarly 'looks' like a lesbian." She says.
"Yes! Exactly." I smile. She's so much better than Rose at this.
"But, there's only one thing I don't get." She says.
"Ok, go on." I say.
"When lesbians have intercourse," She lowers her voice. "Rose wanted to know this as well." She continues.
"Oh. Ok." I say.
"Wouldn't one of them have to have a sex change?" She asks.
"No. Alice. Lesbians have their own way of.... intercourse." I say.
"I understand gay male intercourse, that's easy." She says.
"But wouldn't one of you would have to have a penis or something." She says.
"Alice! No, no. We have our own way, alright?" I ask.
"It works with two girls as well." I answer.
"This is crazy. How can you do anything with a hole?" She asks.
"Alice, look, it's like this."
I gesture with my hands.
She nods. "I guess you'd have to be flexible then." She says.
I nod.
"I'm going to find Dad." I stand up to leave. "No need." She says.
"He's behind me isn't he?" I ask. She nods. I turn around. He's perched on the windowsill.
"How much did you hear?" I ask, folding my arms across my chest.
"The intercourse part." He smiles.
"Paedophile." I answer.
"Aren't I just?" He smiles. We hug each other. "I love you." He says.
"You too."
"Um. Guys? Don't forget about me!" Alice comes between us, getting quite squished in our hug.
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Jared Whitlock; Daughter of Jasper Hale
FanfictionAs a teenager, you're always going to have problems. But for Jared, it's different circumstances. Her father is only three years older than her, her late mother was a soldier, who trained vampires and is known as one of the most evil, her grandparen...
