Merry Bangtastic Christmas - BTS Texts

2) Making Christmas great again

FEATURING:

Kim Namjoon - Rapmas

Min Yoongi - Mr Grinch

Kim Seokjin - JINgle Bell Rock

Park Jimin - Naughty 😈

Jeon Jungkook - Christmas Kookie

Jung Hoseok - Oh Hobi Night

Merry Taemas Chat:

JINgle bell rock:
Gather round reindears!

Get it?

Reindeers because it's Christmas🎄

And dears... Reindears! 🤣

Oh hobi night:
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Rapmas:
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Christmas kookie:
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Mr grinch:
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Naughty 😈:
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Oh hobi night:
You'll get a pity laugh from me because it's Christmas time... 😅

JINgle bell rock:
If Tae was here, he would've laughed 🥺😇

Christmas kookie:
Well, I don't have a laugh for you

But take this cute reindeer emoji instead: 🐂

Naughty 😈:
OMG you dumb bish! 🤣

Christmas kookie:
What? 🤨

Rapmas:
That's not a reindeer, you idiot 🤦‍♂️

Oh hobi night:
That's the ox from the Daechwita music video OMG 😱

He's so famous, he got his own emoji!

JINgle bell rock:
Oh please! The star of that music video was clearly me 💁‍♂️

Mr grinch:
Stop being delusional

I was serving looks while spitting fire for 4 minutes and 28 seconds straight, so step back in my shadow, where you belong 😎

Christmas kookie:
LOL There was nothing straight about that video 🙃

You literally had a sea of men at your feet, stepping on them

Naughty 😈:
I wish that would've been me

Yoongi could step on me anyday 😏

Rapmas:
Enough with Yoongi stepping on people and more dedumbifying JK

This is a reindeer: