Merry Bangtastic Christmas - BTS Texts

11) Merry Taemas! (2)

Merry Taemas Chat:

JINgle bell rock:
Well, clearly mission making Tae's Christmas great is going quite shit so far 😞

All I want is for our angel baby to have the magical Christmas he deserves

Is it too much to ask? 😫

Christmas kookie:
But look at him dancing around the world's ugliest Christmas tree, hyung 🕺🎄

He seems absolutely content 😄

Naughty 😈:
Don't worry, Jin hyung

Taetae will have forgotten everything that went wrong as soon as Santa shows up 🎅

Rapmus:
You did remember to order the fake Santa, right Hobi?

JINgle bell rock:
I'm so sorry but it's fake Santa~

Fake Santa~

Fake Santa~

🤣🤣🤣

Mr grinch:
This just keeps getting less funny every time

And it wasn't even funny to begin with

JINgle bell rock:
Well, I for one think I'm hilarious 😜

Mr grinch:
You're the only one

Rapmus:
Stop getting off topic 😠

The fake Santa, Hobi

Everything settled?

Oh hobi night:
Of course, duh!

The website promised great things only 👍

Rapmus:
How great are we talking? 🤨

Oh hobi night:
Well, someone wrote that thanks to Mr Claus, their Christmas had a happy end 💖

JINgle bell rock:
Oh yes, a happy end is just what we need after this stressful day 🥲

Christmas kookie:
Taebae loves all the happy ends in Disney movies, so surely this will make his happiness fly through the roof 😁

Naughty 😈:
I still think Namjoon hyung should've dressed up as Daddy Christmas 😏

Rapmus:
PARK JIMIN

JINgle bell rock:
When is the fake Santa showing up, Hobi?

Oh hobi night:
I booked him for 8pm

JINgle bell rock:
Perfect 😌

Rapmus:
So, we'll have dinner and when there's a knock at the door, we'll send Tae to go look 👀

Christmas kookie:
My baby bear will be so excited to meet Santa! 👏😆

Mr grinch:
I still think that's a shit idea

JINgle bell rock:
In your eyes, everything's a shit idea, soulmatey 😅

Mr grinch:
And 12/10 times, I'm right

Naughty 😈:
The plan is foolproof, Yoongi babe ♥️

Oh hobi night:
Yep, Jiminie's right

There was a section asking for 'special desires' so I told them to act along if Tae starts talking about his chat with SaNtA 🎅

Nothing can go wrong, Sugaplum 💛