Merry Bangtastic Christmas - BTS Texts

10) Merry Taemas! (1)

FEATURING:

Kim Seokjin - JINgle Bell Rock

Park Jimin - Naughty 😈

Kim Taehyung - Nice 😊

Min Yoongi - Mr Grinch

Kim Namjoon - Rapmus

Jung Hoseok - Oh Hobi Night

Jeon Jungkook - Christmas Kookie

BTS Group Chat:

JINgle bell rock:
Which of you rats did it?! 😡

Who stole the cookie dough?! 🤬

Rapmus:
I doubt anyone would steal your cookie dough, babe

Maybe u misplaced it? 🤨

JINgle bell rock:
I'm not an idiot 😒

Mr grinch:
Some would beg to differ 😑

Nice 😊:
You're a mean one, Mr Grinch~

JINgle bell rock:
I put the dough on the counter and went to wash my hands

And boom, now it's gone 😬

So, whoever took it, give it back to me this instant 😤

Nice 😊:
Yes, pls return it 🥺

I want more Christmas cookies!

Christmas kookie:
You already got this Christmas Kookie tho 🐰🍪

You only need one, just me 😍🥰

Nice 😊:
And I love my Christmas Kookie to pieces 🥰😘

But I can't eat you 😂

Rapmus:
Where's Jimin? 🧐

That was the perfect opportunity for a dirty joke

Can't believe he'd miss out on that 😅

JINgle bell rock:
I bet that rat took my dough 😠

Mr grinch:
Nah, JK took it

He's spooning it from the bowl like a pig 🐷

Christmas kookie:
Hyung, why would you expose me like that?! 😭

JINgle bell rock:
JEON JUNGKOOK

Rapmus:
You're gonna get a stomach ache if you keep eating the raw dough, idiot 🤦‍♂️

JINgle bell rock:
He deserves a stomach ache for stealing it in the first place!! 😠

Now give it back, rat! 😡

Or must I remind you where bad bunnies go?! 🤬

Christmas kookie:
Oh no, pls don't let my fingers get bitten off by rats in the basement, hyung! 🐀

I'm sorry!! 🥺🙏

Nice 😊:
Jin hyung, I really like the passion in your eyes when you sing 🎶

JINgle bell rock:
Thank you, Angel ❤️

Rapmus:
... That came out of nowhere but, he's not wrong 😅