1.What do you call a guy that has a rober toe?
1.-Roberto-
2. Why do you talk to yourself?
-I'm getting advice for an expert
3. I love my abbs so much,I cover them in a couple of layers of fat.
Offensive Joke
4. I can fix thing with black tape. But can tape repair your brain.
Perverted Joke
5.Girl: Baby I'm wet.
Boy: Want a paper towel?
Girl: No, I want more than that ;-).
Boy:Want 2 paper towels?
Girl: No,Baby I want something big & round ;-).
Boy: DAMM... You want the whole roll?!?
