Facebook status...
Michel: I like bad boys.
Loren:OMG I love bad boys.
Sasha:FYI Bad boys are mine.
Kate:Bad boys are the best.John: Ha. Not to impress you girls but Im such a bad boy I enter Walmart by the exit door. And the doors open for me.
Girls(M,L,S,K) OMG. You're such a total bad ass. Marry us and have kids.
The ladies come to me.
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