This is basically how a conversation starts and ends with me.
Me: Hellooo
Person: Hi.
Me: What's up dude?
Person: nothing much. You.?
Me: Playing with my fish Bennie.
Person: How can you play with a fish?!
Me: Well I'm just trying to pock him since I'm it.
Person: Oh god. I'm texting with an idiot.
( BTW your scaring the shit out of that Bennie.)
