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*I have 3 sides:*
1. The quite side
2.The fun and crazy side
3.The side you never want to see

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*Why do parents feel the need to hold your phone when you show them a picture.

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*Your full*
-Damm I'm not going to eat in weeks.
°One moment later°
- Are does brownies?.

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When you text him/her, he/she doesn't text back. Obviously he/she got so excited that you texted that he/she fainted.   :-)

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Never go to a Doctor,who's office plants have died. 0_0

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Offensive complement...

Me: I love your teeth
Person:Oh really! Why?
Me:Oh because yellow is my favorite.  :-)
Person:  :-(....
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