'If killing is sure to result in money, then you must kill!' "The Radio Demon said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about killing than you do, pal because he invented it! and then he perfected it so that none of his victims would ever continue to escape him! Then, he used his contract money..."
Blitz grabs two grenades from a table, one in each hand.
"...to buy two of every hell beast in hell, and then he herded them down to the ring of wrath...
Blitz demonstrates by using the grenades, moving them in a walking motion.
"...and then he beat the shit out of every single one."
Blitz bangs the two grenades together repeatedly.
"And from that day forward The Ring Of Wrath was renamed to The Ring Of Alastor!"
The camera turns around to reveal:
Moxxie, seething with anger in his seat.
Millie, contently listening with stars in her eyes.
Jaeger, furiously jotting down notes.
Loona, on her phone as usual.
*IMP outro theme*
"Then back to Wrath!"
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FanfictionAh, yes. Death. Something edgy 11 year olds threaten with everyday, but always wuss out when push comes to shove. Here at the Immediate Murder Professionals, we can give 'em a push in a direction. Certainly not the right direction, but a direction n...
