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The date (Corpsehalo)

Corpse Pov

I knocked on Bad's door with a bouquet of red roses. I'm really hoping it's him that answers, last time it was his oldest son who just stared at me silently with a look of hatred.

The door opened and it was him.

"You look gorgeous" I muttered and gave him the flowers

"Aw thank you" he kissed my cheek

He walked out the house but stopped for a second,poked his head inside and yelled

"You guys can leave whenever you want"

"Oh uh I could watch the kids for you!" A voice stuttered from inside

"Oh Thanks Wilbur" Bad waved and closed the door

I opened the car door for him

"Your being such a gentlemen. Where are we going?"

"Oh just a little place called Nourriture"

"really!" He eagerly and happily smiled

"Yup"

"How'd you even get reservations isn't that super hard?" He asked a bit concerned

"Reserved it a few months ago with a bit of bribing" I told him

"Oh my goodness" 

I got in and started driving. After a minute or so I rested right my hand on Bad's thigh.

He just giggled and muttered something I didn't catch.

                             ~~~

We walked into the restaurant and were greeted by a strawberry blonde woman

"Reservation name" she smiled

"Corpse. Corpse Husband"

"Corpse ...  Corpse" she said softly while scrolling her finger down the page

She flipped the page a few times

"Ah yes here you are. You asked specifically for the window with a view of the city." She said happily

"Yes I did"

"Alrightly than Callahan will take you to your seats"

Bad and I said thank you and got lead to a perfect view of the city by a blonde deer hybrid

I ordered some red wine and poured Bad his glass

"Sooooo?" Bad sipped some wine and looked at me

"So what?" I questioned back

"What do you have planed Mr.Corpse Husband? A view of the city, roses, and wine in a high end restaurant just for little ol' me?"

"What?" I chuckled "Shouldn't someone as lovely as you be taken out nicely." I grabbed his hand and kissed it

He just blushed and took another sip before talking

"Perhaps but I don't want to be to expensive"

"You don't have to worry about that"

He agreed but didn't sound sure of it.

The rest of dinner went by nicely but Bad had a bit to much to drink. Not enough to where strangers on the street would notice but friends and family definitely could. I paid the bill and got us both out of there.

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I learned two new things about Bad tonight. He likes red wine and he is a pretty flirty drunk. The flirty part I learned from the ride here. I parked the car and brought Bad inside.

"Corpseie~" Bad wrapped his arms around my neck once we were in the living room

"Yeah?"

"Can I have a kiss? Please my love?" He brought his hand to my cheek to hold it. His eyes foggy making him look lovesick

"Bad your not sober. So I won't"

"I'm not drunk. I just want a kiss from you" He whined

"Bad. I would but-"

I don't think Bad heard the but part because I felt his lips on mine. Quickly I pulled away. I didn't want him to wake up tomorrow, remember this and think I would take advantage of him when he's in this state.

"Corpse" He pouted

"Bad." I took his arms away from my neck and held both his hands "I love you and when I kiss you I want both of us to be sober. Not just one of us. Just in case one of us get to heated in the moment"

He pouted again and puffed up his cheeks

"I will cuddle you though. And give you cheek kisses" I brought him into a hug

He huffed and hugged me back.

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Bad's Pov

I woke up in a bed that wasn't my own with a headache. I yawned and tried to get up but couldn't as I felt arms around me.

I looked down and saw Corpse hugging me. I also noticed that I was in the pants or shirt that I wore yesterday. I blushed as scenarios that could of happened went through my mind.

Hesitantly I decided to talk to Corpse

"Corpse?"

"Yes baby?"

"What uh ... What happened yesterday?" I awkwardly asked

"You got pretty drunk yesterday so I changed your clothing so you would be comfortable as I cuddled you to sleep" He explained tiredly

"So noth-nothing uh intimate happened?" I felt awkward asking that

"Nope. You did beg me for a kiss and did kiss me but I pulled away almost immediately. Did you know that your a flirty drunk?"

"No I don't really get drunk anymore. Haven't after Sapnap was my responsibility"

He chuckled and gave me a quick cheek kiss. I rolled over to face him.

"Well do I get my kiss now?" I asked

"You're sober now"

"Yeah now I have a massive headache." And that gave me an idea "You know what would help with that"

Corpse hummed an ask

"A kiss"

"Oh really"

"Mhhh hmm" I smiled at him

"Oh alright"

He grabbed my hand and planted a kiss on it. He trailed up all the way up my arm to my neck than moved to my lips. He hesitated for a second leaving a gap between us. I got impatient and decided closed the gap. Our lips moved in sync for a while until he licked my bottom lip asking for entrance to which I allowed. His tongue explored my mouth for a while. We eventually pulled apart for air.

"You're a good kisser." He complimented

"Not so bad yourself"