Requested by a gremlin who I'm sure has stabbed people
Also ignoring Canon cause I can and it's my book
Schlatt's Pov
The door opened and Bad rushed in with his hands filled with papers. Quickly he set them on my desk.
"Hello Sweetheart." I greeted him
"Hello Handsome" He kissed my forehead
"Aw no kiss on the lips?"
"Yup last time you got to carried away and now I have to wear a scarf. You're lucky it's winter."
"I didn't get to carried away"
"Yes you did" He pulled down the scarf he was wearing to reveal dark hickeys all on the left side of his neck. Gorgeous
"It's not that bad"
"Not that bad!" He giggled angrily "NOT THAT BAD! I HAVE TO WEAR A SCARF AND HOPE MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY DON'T SEE WHAT YOU DID JSCHLATT" he snapped and I gulped. He grew taller and his horns got bigger as he yelled each word. When he was done he shrunk back down to around my height
I chuckled nervously "ok yeah I see the problem." I pulled him down to my lap and massaged his shoulders "No one knowing of us must make it hard to cover up those lovely things."
"They aren't lovely"
"Really cause you seemed to like getting them" I whispered in his ear lowly. His tail swatted my face and I laughed
"ok ok! How can I make it up to you?"
He relaxed and thought for a bit
"Welll~ You could-"
He was cut off by Quackity bursting through the door.
"SCHLATT I HAVE THIS NEW IDEA THAT WILL BLOW EVERYTHING ON THOSE PAPERS OUT OF THE WATER!"
His eyes widened once he noticed Bad in my lap.
"Ooooooooo la la Whats this!!" He semi-yelled "Ram boy is inlovee with the muffinman"
"Quackity you cant tell anyone" I sternly looked at him
Quackity's Pov
"Uh huh Yeah not a soul" I nodded my head
I left the room and then the building. The second I was outside I ran
"SAPNAPPPPPPPPP!"
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Bad's Pov
After a long day of cuddling with Schlatt and convincing him to learn to cook I went home but only found my son and best friend waiting at the door angrily.
"DAD OUT OF ANYONE HERE YOU CHOSE HIM!"
"Sapnap be nice to your dad and let the adults talk." Skeppy had sternly told Sapnap. Sapnap pouted and Skeppy opened his mouth to speak
"BAD OUT OF EVERYONE ON THE SMP YOU CHOSE HIM!" He yelled at me
There is no way they know about me and Schlatt. Play dumb!
"Who?"
"Oh you know who Mister don't play dumb! Ya know that guy who sorta happens to be the president!" Skeppy yelled
"Quackity" I growled under my breath
"Yeah it was the ripoff me who told us! Now tell us why you were in his lap!"
"... Uh ... no reason" I slowly backed away and out the front door
"wha-wha-wa Where are you going BAD GET BACK OVER HERE!" Sapnap yelled
So short story I left them for a few hours. I dont feel like explaining to them at all and hearing the dumb questions those two would ask. So who exactly did I got to? Well my boyfriend of course.
"Schlattttt" I called out in a whiney tone when I opened the door to his house
"Yeah" he called back
"Stupid Quackity told people" I walked to to his kitchen and grabbed some chips
"HE WHAT!" he ran down the hall to me
"Yeah he told Skeppy and Sapnap" I said and popped a chip in my mouth
Schlatt grumbled under his breath and hugged me.
"He's getting so much paperwork tomorrow"
I laughed and hugged him back. Schlatt nuzzled my chest and was quite for a bit
"You have nice man boobs"
"WHY!"
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FanfictionUh so yeah just BBH Oneshots cause yeah and if anyone that isn't Dream or Techno mentions a little sibling that's just a little b!tch (aka me) More Tags will be added as I go along Changed the Cover and Name cause yeah (art is by me)
