Real-life au(they live on Earth please i don't condone real life shipping). Sapnap,Dream, and George are 16
Bad's Pov
I waved by to my sons and quickly left to go get groceries. I had Tommy and Ranboo pinky swear that they would not cause any trouble for Sapnap while he watched them and told them that if their room was clean and organized by the time I came back I would make them a dinner with their favorite vegetables.
I went straight to the produce section of store and started getting vegetables. I know Ranboo likes potatoes as Tommy likes carrots so I made sure to get plenty of both. Maybe a stew? Yeah i think they'd like that.
Sapnap's Pov
Dad had me watch my little brothers while he goes to the grocery store. He was just getting stuff to make dinner spend some time with us before his date today.
I was scrolling through my phone for a a bit until i saw Tommy with a bowl of brown mushy stuff and a spoon about to eat it. I thought maybe it was pudding till I saw a worm and a few clumps of grass.
"DON'T EAT THAT" I yelled at him but it was to late he already ate the spoonful. Quickly I went over and took the bowl from him
"IM GONNA TELL DAD" He yelled at me his cheek puffing up the second he finished
"Yeah and I'm telling him that you're eating mud. How about you clean your room"
"I don't wanna it's already clean" he puffed up his cheeks even more
"Then go play with Ranboo"
"NUH UH!" Why do 5 year olds gotta be like this
"Why not" I asked annoyed
"CAUSE HE'S ON THE ROOF" He sassed back loudly
"HE'S WHERE"
"On the roof i already to ya" Tommy sassed again.
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT DAD IS GONNA KILL ME IF HE FINDS OUT! I grabbed the ladder from the shed and ran to the front of the house
"RANBOO" i called out after placing the ladder
"Yeah" he responded. For six year he is very chill about this
"I got a ladder come down" I did my best to be calm with him even though I was freaking out
He got down and I smacked his head. God this was only 30 minutes how was I going to do this another hour. The two of them ran inside and my phone than pinged
Pissbaby🦶🖕🏼
Hey?
Can me and George come over?
Sure
But if you make out on my
couch I'm selling your cat
Plus I'm watching my brothers
I turned off my phone but than got another text
Dad🙂😎
Just finished tell the boys
I'll be home soon <3
K
"DAD IS COMING HOME IN A BIT GO OUT AND HELP" I yelled out to the two
"Alright!" The both yelled
Skeppy's Pov
I was walking to Bad's house mainly to troll him and flirt with him when I noticed Quackity. I don't hate him but I just don't like him. He flirts with Bad to much for my taste.
"YO SKEPPY!" CRAP he noticed me and started running over he had some flowers "whatcha doing here?" He asked
"Should be asking you the same thing and what's with the flowers"
"Oh I'm gonna ask out Bad" he said
WHAT NO WAY NOT ALLOWING THIS. IF ANYONE IS ASKING BAD OUT IT'S ME!!!
"Really that good" I say through gritted teeth "uh but here's the thing um like I don't think that your Bad's type Quackity"
"Really how so?" He asked
"Oh your short and your personality and energy don't go well with his and Yeah" i told him hoping he would believe me
"You might be right but it's still worth a shot" He continued his way to Bad's house
Quackity's Pov
I knew Skeppy was lying but didn't call him out in it because he would start whining like a toddler. Even if what he was saying was true he'd have zero chances with Bad.
I turned the corner and saw Techno,Wilbur, and Schlatt each with some type of gifts. What the hell are they up to?
I walked up to them
"Wow wow wow What are you doing near Bad's house with gifts?"
"Ok we all plan on asking Bad out" Wilbur informed
"Wait ... even blood god here?!" I was so surprised
"Yeah, what's it to you"
"Alrighty so we all plan on asking Bad out?" I wanted to make sure
"Yes"
"Pretty much"
"Yeah"
I ran to the end of the block turned than yelled at them
"FIRST ONE TO BAD'S GETS TO ASK FIRST"
I quickly sprinted off after I finished
Wilbur Pov
Quackity ran off as soon as he finished his sentence. The three of us stood still processing for a bit till Techno pushed us both and ran off clutching the Bear tightly so he wouldn't drop it.
I looked at Schlatt quickly and pushed him then ran after Techno and Quackity. Schlatt started swearing and ran after me.
It took a bit but we finally caught up to Techno who had caught Quackity and was holding him by the shirt collar in front of Bad's house.
The door made an opening sound and two little kids ran out as a car pulled up.
"DADD!!!" The taller one yelled , black and white hair in a low ponytail
Bar opened the car door and stepped out as the two kids jumped on him hugging him.
Bad's Pov
Tommy and Ranboo jumped on me as I got out the car
"Daddd Sapnap took my mud pie from me" Tommy sniffled
"What have I said about eating mud?"
"Not to or else the iron golem with take away my sword" he answered "but but he hadn't yet and I'm keeping it with me"
"Alright but no more mud , now help with groceries ok"
"OK!" The two smiled and went to the trunk
I grabbed some bags and turned around to see Quackity being held by his shirt collar by Techno with Wilbur and Schlatt at his side all staring at me.
"Hey guys" I waved to them
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionUh so yeah just BBH Oneshots cause yeah and if anyone that isn't Dream or Techno mentions a little sibling that's just a little b!tch (aka me) More Tags will be added as I go along Changed the Cover and Name cause yeah (art is by me)
