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Birthday (Harem)

OH IM THREE DAYS LATE BUT HERE IT IS OH MY GOSH IM SO SORRY I HAVENT UPLOADED AT ALL T-T

Bad's Pov

I woke up to the sun shining through my room window. A big smile plastered my face and I ran down the stairs after putting on my usual outfit

"BAD NOISE DOWN PLEASE" I heard Egg yell from the Guest room

"SORRY!"

I ran into the Kitchen and started making myself a coffee. I knew Good and a few of his from the NSMP were coming over so that was fun.

KNOCK KNOCK

Wow sure are early. I opened the door and Skeppy was there with a at least 72 gifts.

"Bad, I got these for you" he smiled a toothy grin and brought them inside

"Oh my goodness you didn't have to oh my gosh go return them"

"Yeah but I did and you have to take them"

"Oh my gosh" I laughed

I went into the kitchen and served some milk in a Lego movie cup and put chocolate Nesquick in it and stirred it for Skeppy.I went to give him his drink and he was laying on the couch watching My Little Pony.

I picked up Lucy who was laying on her dog bed and attached her leash to her collar so we could go on a walk.

Rat's Pov

I yelped as someone picked me up but it was just mister Bad. He put the leash on my collar. Oh yay it's walk mister Bad time!

"BYE EGG BYE SKEPPY ILL BE BACK SOON" Mister Bad yelled into the house

"WAIT EGG IS HERE" Mr. Skeppy yelled out sounding scared. He tastes like a gummy worm. I know I bit him once and Gh03st sneaks me gummy worms when it shows up for no reason.

I walked Mister Bad to the park and then I found a bag. A chip bag! OF SPICY CHEETO PUFFS!! I sniffed some Cheeto Cocaine and took Mister Bad to the beach by the Basketball court.

Mr. Dream and Punz were playing and noticed us. I got a bunch of headpats and belly rubs and Mister Bad got gifts. They all talked for a bit but didn't really hear cause of at the headpats from Mr.Dream.

I took mister Bad home and Miss Niki was getting out of her car with sunflowers.

Mister Bad waved and she walked over

"Happy birthday Bad here! since you're the like the Sun" She gave him the flowers. I barked at her as a "thank you" because mister Bad said it's polite

We entered the house and

GUMMY SKEPPY WAS FIGHTING WITH EGGSALAD OVER MISTER BAD'S CHICKEN SOUP.

"STOP FIGHTING YOU DUMB FUCKS THAT'S FOR MISTER BAD'S SOUP! I SWEAR TO  GOD THAT IF YOU DONT STOP I'LL BITE YOUR UGLY ASS FACES OFF!" I yelled at them so they can stop

Mister Bad picked me up and scratched my head to get me to stop yelling at them. He said something about me having the rest of the soup. Hell Yeah

Bad's Pov

I brought Lucy back inside while struggling to carry the gifts I was given.

"I'M HIS BROTHER SO I GET THE LAST BOWL OF SOUP!"

"YEHA BUT IM HIS BEST FRIEND EVER FOREVER"

Oh my gosh They're arguing seriously.

Lucy started barking at them so I picked her up and scratched her head.

I cleared my throat and they both looked at me.

"Bad!" Skeppy cried "Bad, Egg tried to take the rest of the soup from me and called me a diamond from the jars that grandmas have in their kitchens"  he teared up

"That's fine I can always make more"  I told him

"Actually Uh diamond kid you can have the last of this soup" Egg said

"What no you only are saying that so you can have some fresh and hot!"

"NO IM NOT!"

"YES YOU ARE"

"Oh my goodness stop arguing here" I took the bowl from them and gave it to Lucy "Rat can have the leftovers and you both get fresh hot soup alright"

I heard Lucy happily eat the soup as Egg and Skeppy nodded

I took all of the Ingredients from the cabinets and fridge when the door slammed open.

Good and a few of his friends walked in. I think they are his friends he doesn't say much about them.

"Happy Birthday Bad" Vintage said and handed me a small box wrapped in shiny green wrapping paper

"Thanks Vintage" I took the box and placed it on top of the microwave it was decently heavy

I put a big pot on the stove to boil and started to chop vegetables. Once I finished the pot was boiling so I put the vegetables in and put in parsley, pepper and some other things for flavoring.

Good came in and rummaged through the fridge and found a Coke.

"It's your birthday you shouldn't be making the food. I could of bought you something from that one store you like"

"Yeah but I think this is better. You, Egg, me all our friends-"

"Those imbeciles aren't my friends I only tolerate them and i let them come because they think your pretty cool for a little brother" He took a sip of the Coke and messed up my hair

"Nope those are your friends. You've been hanging out with them since i was five"

"Sure I guess you could say that"

Someone started knocking on the door loudly. I was going to open it but Good held me back and looked through the peephole.

"It's the Duck boy and Sap. they have a pink box. Should i open the door?"

"Of Course now let them in" I told him

Good's Pov

I opened the door for Bad's friends and quickly got smashed by cake in the face. Bad snickered before completely breaking down into a laughing fit.

"ooooooooohhh. Sorry Good that was meant for Bad" Quackity said sheepishly

"oh it was" I gritted my teeth as i wiped off the cake from my face

"um no" Sapnap said in a questioning tone

"Sure" i said annoyed and went back to Bad before spotting a gift

"So what's this" I asked him grabbing box on top of his microwave wrapped in shiny green wrapping paper

"Oh just something Vintage gave me"

I picked it up. It was a decent weight maybe a pound or two couldn't think if it was between a weapon or some heavy jewelry

"Bad open this" I told him

"Oh um ok" Bad opened the gift and it was a three bars of chocolate in 100 dollar wrapping paper with 300 dollars in 50 dollar bills under them. "Oh yum we can make chocolate strawberries" Bad smiled

The door was kicked open and a minor with goop dripping out of their eyes ran in pulling out gummy worms and running to Rat.

Honestly today isn't so crappy