A papillon is an adorable breed of dog, it's also the French word for 'butterfly' which is cute and mostly where the dog breed gets its name from due to the butterfly look of its ears. This one-shot was inspired by PetrichorCrown's artwork of the Resident Evil cast being drawn as (mostly) canines/dogs. Link to their DA: https://www.deviantart.com/petrichorcrown/art/RE3-Dogs-835302818
Isn't Jill cute?!
Anyway, I saw these and I thought; 'what if Jill Valentine turned into a dog and Carlos had no idea?' Funny right? Well, it's actually hilarious, unless you're Jill, then sorry gal......
The morning started with a frantic phone call, Chris had answered it, thinking that the world was on fire, when he heard Carlos' voice on the other end, he had to blink for a minute.
"Chris, there's a dog in our apartment."
A dog? But Jill loved dogs, she had one not too long ago, but why did Carlos sound so worried? So out of breath?
Chris shouted at him to calm down & explain what was going on."I woke up, Jill's not here, there's a tiny dog & it's barking at me... Chris, it won't stop! It's chasing me!!"
Chris had no idea what was going on but he figured to grab his sister Claire & head over at once. They could hear the shrill barking of a small dog before they even stepped foot into the building. They went up & it got louder, they opened the door to Jill & Carlos' apartment & stood, dumbfounded at the sight before them.
Carlos had retreated to the sofa, standing on it & using a cushion to whack the dog & shield himself. As for the dog, it was a small breed, a papillon in fact. It barked & yapped & leapt up to get Carlos but it was far too small for the couch.
Claire went over to pet it but it spun around & began to aggressively yap & chase the siblings around.
"I told you!"
Carlos screeched before Claire pushed him off the couch to steal his cover.*Earlier that Morning*
Jill's P.O.VI had an amazing sleep last night, the heat had woken me up & now I was lost in the covers. Ugh, where are my hands?
"Oof, that you Carlos?"
I can smell him, god he smells awful, did he shower last night? Why is he so hot? Oh, he's awake!
"Good morning!"
Why is he screaming at me?
"Carlos, come back!"
Oh! Was the bed always that far from the ground? I almost died!
"Carlos!"
The apartment looks huge! What happened to me? Where's Carlos? I can still smell him. There he is!
"Carlos!"
Who's he talking to on the phone?
Twenty minutes pass by & I think I'm a dog? It would be cool if Carlos wasn't freaking out & trying to squash me with a pillow.
"Carlos, it's me! It's Jill! Stop it!"
Was that the door? Oh good! Chris & Claire are here, maybe they can help.
"Hey, Claire! No, don't run away! Get back here!"
God, they're so fast, even on two legs.
"Chris! I. Am. A. Dog! Help me! Chris- no don't push Carlos off! Claire! Why are you running away?! I'm a dog not a zombie!"
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