Halos' causing trouble on earths' surface

Babysitting - family au

UNFRIENDLY REMINDER TO CHECK OUT thevoidqueer  THIS ISNT A REQUEST ITS A THREAT YES YES <33

      A little different from most family aus— this is where Bad is Good and Eggs older brother (egg and good are twins in this!) :]

———————————————————

      "Do you have everything you guys need? Food, water, a phone in case the house sets of—"

     "We won't need the last one father.." Bad sighed, holding Egg close to his shoulder while tiding some of the mess that had already been made.

     Mr. Halo zipped his jacket up, unlocking the door— ready to leave the boys alone for another day in his "office". "I know I know— just don't forget who you're dealing with ok?" Mr. Halo said, ruffing his older sons hair. He always thought that Bad should be paid millions for babysitting these 2, and his father still thinks of repaying him one day despite constantly disagreeing to receive any kind of payment.

      "Have a great day at work father! No need to bring food, we'll make dinner here" Bad said, giving his signature smile before turning his attention back to his brothers after hearing a click from their front door, signaling that their father had left.

      Bad sighed, putting a now awake Egg down. He always loved hanging out with his brothers— despite the fact that he was always left stressed after it, though he would never tell anyone about it. It is his duty after all.

     "Ok you muffinheads, what do you want to do today?" Bad asked, opening the drawer full of different kinds of games for them to play with.

     "Don't call us that" Good complained from upstairs while running down the staircase leading to their living room. "Do not run down the stairs!! You'll get hurt. And what do you want me to call you then?" Bad asked, preparing himself for an answer he knew oh so well.

     "Call us bitc—" "—LANGUAGE, I hate you so much sometimes!" Bad butted in, 'Good will never change' he thought.

      He didn't notice Egg lightly elbowing his twin brothers hand; whispering something to his ear. "Hey, can we play that jungle game from last time?" Egg asked, having a full proof plan in mind.

     "Jungle game? Is it a board game? I don't think we have that— wait I'll check!" Bad said, digging deep into the drawer, turning his attention away from his siblings.

      "...guys I don't think we have th— aaand they're flipping gone." Bad said, disappointed in himself to fall for their tricks again. He mentally facepalmed himself while letting out a frustrated sigh, "if I had a dollar for everytime I had to chase them around, I'd already be a billionaire.." Bad said to no one in particular, getting up on his knees to begin his hunt.

       First thing he went to look in was the garden, there's a lot of stuff there and it's usually their favorite place to plan their next chaotic strike. Yet bad didn't find anything other then a hole full of snails and flipped over ladybugs, 'at least I know they came this way' Bad thought.

      After checking around small cracks and making sure that they didn't dig a hole to hide in like last time, Bad decided that it was time to check the inside, quickly shutting the door and dusting off and remaining snow on him. He climbed up their wooden staircase, wary of each step in case they hear him and run to hide somewhere else again.

'If they wanted to play hide and seek they could've just asked..' Bad thought.

He checked Goods room first, still as messy as always, yet to sign of any irregular chaos. The same thing applied for Eggs room. He knew that his fathers room was locked, so he went to check his own room instead, he's always used to seeing Egg and Good sleeping on his bed, since they like to cuddle in cold days like these while telling some stupid stories.