don't blame me

xxxi, lolita.

act two, chapter thirty one. lolita.
mention of abusive relationship.

COLLIN
did you miss me?

OLIVE
no i kind of forgot
about u tbh that's how
irrelevant u are 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

COLLIN
this mf

OLIVE
well cut to the chase bff
i'm a busy woman i got
places to be people to see

COLLIN
why're u being so normal
about this what i kind of
was expecting u to block
me right away

this worked a lot better than
previously expected

OLIVE
aww look at ur vocab ❤️
it's growing!!! i'm so proud
of you

anywho i WILL block u if
u don't cut to the chase

COLLIN
i think that you should
break up with tom and get
back with me.

i love you, olive. i don't know
what could've made you think
otherwise...

OLIVE
i think you should kys ☺️

also wtf do u mean u don't
know what could've made me
think otherwise... you literally
hit me multiple times

i put up a fight though omg i
kicked u in the balls a few
times that was fun

COLLIN
i never did that what where
r ur witnesses

OLIVE
BOY I DON'T HAVE WITNESSES
TF WHO DO U THINK U R????
NCIS LOS ANGELES????

COLLIN
ok so u literally cannot prove i
did anything to you

what's stopping u from breaking up
with tom and just getting with me

he's so weird

OLIVE
hey don't talk about my boy
like that 😢😢 only i'm allowed
to bully him

also tom doesn't hit me lol uhh
#sorrynotsorry

COLLIN
i wish you'd just text me like an
adult

OLIVE
and i wish that you died 😍 but
we don't all get what we wish
for unfortunately

COLLIN
just give me another chance, ollie.

OLIVE
don't call me ollie u vanilla
vulture cracker lookin ass white
among us character bitch

this is my olive blocking collin
era 😢 bye king i hope you
drive off a bridge :(

COLLIN
god ur so immature

OLIVE
oh you little poo poo face

farts intensely

OLIVE has blocked COLLIN !

— olive !
she ate, left no crumbs... she
ate the whole plate.. the whole
table.. the whole house.. the
whole state... the whole country..
the whole planet... the whole
solar system