don't blame me

xxxii, not my responsibility.

act two, chapter thirty three. not my responsibility.

CATHERINE
hey tom :)

TOMMY
hold on i have to
seal all the windows
shut cause i don't want
ur ed sheeran looking
ass crawl through the
window again...

CATHERINE
that was kind of funny not
even gonna lie

TOMMY
i know i watch a lot of bo
burnham specials

what do you want redhead

CATHERINE
for you to stop pointing out
the fact that i'm a redhead
god damn ur foul for that

TOMMY
hey, crawl back up my window
rn..

CATHERINE
wait what

TOMMY
then jump out of it

CATHERINE
oh

TOMMY
yeah

i'm kind of a little preoccupied
with my girlfriend who's really
pretty her name is olive i love
her so much and i'd love to
get married to her one day so if
u could just leave me alone that
would be so #cute #fun #awesome
#aesthetic

CATHERINE
wait just listen to me, tom

TOMMY
yeah let me chop off my ears
really quick hold on ☺️☺️

CATHERINE
what went wrong between us? we
could have another go, another chance.

please, we ended on good terms.

TOMMY
let me get whatever ur smoking cause
that's not how i remember it 🤨🤨

throwback to when u broke into
my house HELLO??? CAN ANYONE
HEAR ME??? REMEMBER THAT ED
SHEERAN???

CATHERINE
i never did that??

is there any proof that i did? if so
i would love to see it

TOMMY
yeah i can pull up my security cameras
hold on

one attached image!

#throwback

CATHERINE
that's not me

TOMMY
shit didn't know this was diary of
a wimpy kid

THATS FUCKING YOU. GET IT
THROUGH UR THICK FUCKING
SKULL OMG LITERALLY UR
PISSING ME OFF 😰😰😰

CATHERINE
why can't we get over the past? start
anew.

good relationships are built on trust,
tom.

TOMMY
ur so right!! i really trust olive, thanks
for the really good relationship advice :)

have a merry christmas!🎄

TOMMY has blocked CATHERINE !

- tommy !
shit man end is next chapter
extra long chapter