[Redacted] In The Group Chat

Sigurrós is a Scrunkly Scrimblo

Username guide:
Cameron- scp-2241, Cameron
UrGorlSar- scp-2506, Sarah
Achiles_come_down- SCP 1003-2, Achilles
P0rc3lain_h3art- scp-706, Eryn.
M0t0r_M0uth- SCP-2094, Barney.
049: SCP-049
Mr_fish: SCP-527, Mr. Fish
cyb0rg = SCP-191, Bridgette
itsurboiem = SCP-040, Emma
meri<3 = SCP-166, Meri
W1zard_k1d / vile_sorcerer = SCP-239, Sigurrós
Starg1rl / evil_sith_lord = SCP-134, Stella
AbbbbBbmhhyyY = SCP-053, Abby
_Zena_ = SCP-2599, Zena
Sweetie_2396: SCP-2396, Ms. Sweetie
Drav3n: Draven Kondraki
Alto_Clef: Dr. Alto Clef
Bright: Dr. Bright
Cain073: SCP-073, Cain
Rights: Dr. Rights
Iceberg: Dr. Iceberg
Iris105: SCP 105,ll Iris
Talloran: James Talloran
Dr. Gears: Dr. Gears
Simon_glass: Dr. Simon Glass
Carly2118: SCP-2118, Carly
Tj_590: SCP-590, TJ

Chapter summary: Sigurrós is dubbed an official Scrunkly Scrimblo, Emma deals with some new and difficult feelings, and Clef struggles with a lingering sense of guilt.

4:36 PM

Sweetie_2396: my stereo just broke:'(

_Zena_: Ono! What happened?

Drav3n: im sorry but why the fuck do you still have a stereo

W1zard_k1d: because, Draven, not everyone can afford that fancy shmancy itunes ludicrous you use. SOME of us are POOR. Did you ever think of that, hm? Did you? No, your so high up on your privilege horse you can't even hear our suffering peasant voices anymore, can you? Smh these non- scps just keep getting worse and worse everyday

Talloran: I grieve in stereo

Iris105: PRIVELEGE HORSE ASKFAADHJJ

Mr_Fish: "smh these non-scps just keep getting worse and worse everyday" IM LOSING IT

Talloran: I was laughing so hard at 'hecc u will noodle boi' yesterday

Iris105: you're funny sigurrós

Iris105: why are you so funny

W1zard_k1d: idk I just am

W1zard_k1d: actually it's my anomaly. Most people think my anomalous properties are that I can bend the fabrics of reality, but nope, it's actually that I'm just inhumanly funny.

Simon_glass: I can 100% confirm that this is true it's written in her files trust me I know I'm a doctor

Drav3n: 🤣

W1zard_k1d: no really I'm so funny that clef used to hate me because I threatened safety of our universe with my funniness

Cain073: I don't even think that's a word.

Kondrak1: that's the stupidest thing I've ever read

Drav3n: pops it came from sigurrós what were you expecting

Alto_Clef: hey sigs can we not go there, please and thank you? Not really a past between you and I I like to think about too much

W1zard_k1d: ok you're right I'm sorry dad I probably went to far

Alto_Clef: no worries

Tj_590: tfw u just log into the chat and it's already awkward

Carly2118: HAKUNA MATATA