[Redacted] In The Group Chat

Crabs and Sith Lords

Username guide:

Mr_fish: SCP-527/ Mr. Fish
cyb0rg = SCP-191/Bridgette
itsurboiem = SCP-040/Emma
meri<3 = SCP-166/Meri
W1zard_k1d = SCP-239/Sigurrós
Starg1rl = SCP-134/Stella
AbbbbBbmhhyyY = SCP-053/Abby
_Zena_ = SCP-2599
Sweetie_2396: SCP-2396/ Ms. Sweetie
Drav3n: Draven Kondraki
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lto_Clef: Dr. Alto Clef
Bright: Dr. Bright
Cain073: SCP-073/Cain
Rights: Dr. Rights
Iceberg: Dr. Iceberg
Iris105: SCP 105/ Iris
Talloran: James Talloran
Dr. Gears: Dr. Gears

Cameron- scp-2241, Cameron
UrGorlSar- scp-2506, Sarah
Achiles_come_down- Achilles, scp-1003-2
P0rc3lain_h3art- scp-706, Eryn.
M0t0r_M0uth- SCP-2094, Barney.
049: SCP-049

Sun, July 26, 2014
3:27 A.M.

W1zard_k1d: screw crabs, me and all my homies hate crabs @everyone

Alto_clef: sigurrós what the fuck.

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9:33 A. M.

Meri: good morning!^^ How did everyone sleep last night? (*・ω・*)

Cyb0rg: terrible. Didn't fallen back to sleep till 6 all because dumbass had to type about fujking crabs at 3 in the morning

Cain073: language

Cyb0rg: English

Cameron: lol

Starg1rl: oh so now you wanna show up huh? Is that how it is now?

Itsurboiem: cut the man some slack he probably heard sigs was in this chat so he wanted no part in it

Cameron: NOT TRUE

W1zard_k1d: ugh why is everybody in this chat mean to me

Cameron: false, fact-checked by independent fact checkers, I wasn't even on my phone yesterday because they put me through a crap load of testing and by the time I finished I was so exhausted I just collapsed

Itsurboiem: oh dang

Cyb0rg: uh-huh, and who's your alibi?

UrGorlSar: me I knocked on his door at like 8 pm and ur guy was OUT.

_Zena_: yay sarsar's here! (☆▽☆)

UrGorlSar: heyy girl heyy!

_Zena_: (◍ᴗ◍)

Achilles _come_down: hey what's good everybody

Drav3n: damn everyone just showin up now huh

Talloran: Draven Im still mad at you for teaching sigurrós how to @ people

Iris_105: wait she didn't know that before

Drav3n: yea she was in awe that you can just @ someone in here and they'll get a notification

W1zard_k1d: yea and I can @everyone!

Sweetie_2396: dude really

Bright: sigs I'm going to have to ask that you not @//everyone unless it's something genuinely important that everyone needs to know

W1zard_k1d: but my detestment for crabs is important. Wouldn't you agree, @everyone

Bright: Sigurrós.

Wizard_k1d: ok sorry @everyone

Bright: sigurrós I swear to god I will take away your @ privileges.

W1zard_k1d: wait you can do that??

Bright: I started the app I can do anything I want with it

W1zard_k1d: fine I'll stop

Bright: thank you

P0rc3lain_h3art: hi

W1zard_k1d: ERYN!! 💖💖💖

P0rc3lain_h3art: hey sweet girl💕

W1zard_k1d: we need to hang out soon I haven't seen you in like a week!

P0rc3lain_h3art: just come to my room silly! It's literally like right under yours

W1zard_k1d: sure you're feeling up to it?

P0rc3lain_h3art: ofc come on down!

W1zard_k1d: k omw!

Starg1rl: @Achiles_come_down now what's your excuse for yesterday's absence??

Achiles_come_down: bro chill you sound like a evil sith lord or smthn

UrGorlSar: lol

Achilles_come_down: I was doing an interview with 049 and it was going pretty smoothly but someone accidentally opened the door to his containment cell and he looked like he was about to walk out so bright threw my phone at him to stun him and quickly reshut the door . I just got a new phone this morning courtesy of bright

Itsurboiem: bro really??

Cyb0rg: bro stop lying

Starg1rl: yeah that happened (sarcastic)

Bright: no I can literally confirm that it happened.

AbbbbBbmhhyyY: youuuouur kiiidding

Iris105: I find that hard to believe

Bright: no literally I swear it really happened ask any personnel who were there

Draven: and you didn't tell any of us??

Bright: you would know if you were cool like sigurrós and hung out with uncle bright and uncle ice yesterday

W1zard_k1d: yea it was lit we cleaned for a bit and then we got lunch and then we finished cleaning and got cookies and they told me cool stories

M0t0r_m0uth: great one of the last things we need is for 049 to join our group chat

UrGorlSar: uno reverse card

M0t0r_m0uth: uno reverse card right back at you

UrGorlSar: lol jk luv ya uncle Barney

M0t0r_m0uth: uno reverse card again

Cain073: aww

Bright: I mean this app was already installed on Achilles' phone when I checked it at 049 so theoretically there's a chance he could learn to use it but I highly doubt it

049: hello. How might you fine people be doing today?

Bright: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME