[Redacted] In The Group Chat

The shitstorm begins

I know for some in this fic their usernames might not be obvious so here's a lil list
Mr_fish: SCP-527/ Mr. Fish
cyb0rg = SCP-191/Bridgette
itsurboiem = SCP-040/Emma
meri<3 = SCP-166/Meri
W1zard_k1d = SCP-239/Sigurrós
Starg1rl = SCP-134/Stella
AbbbbBbmhhyyY = SCP-053/Abby
_Zena_ = SCP-2599
Sweetie_2396: SCP-2396/ Ms. Sweetie
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rav3n: Draven Kondraki
Alto_Clef: Dr. Alto Clef
Bright: Dr. Bright
Cain073: SCP-073/Cain
Rights: Dr. Rights
Iceberg: Dr. Iceberg
Iris105: SCP 105/ Iris
Talloran: James Talloran
Dr. Gears: Dr. Gears

Sat, July 25, 2014

8:30 A.M.

Bright has started the chat

Bright has named the chat "main chat"

Bright has invited 43 people to the chat

Cain073: hello?

Sweetie_2396: ?

Alto_Clef: hey

AbbbbBbmhhyyY: hhiiki

Drav3n: what the hell?

AbbbbBbmhhyyY: Hhhhili dralnvem

Mr_fish: why is this on my phone?

W1zard_k1d: ayy whats poppin homies

cyb0rg: Oh god who invited you

W1zard_k1d: ur mommy

cyb0rg: Shut up >:(

_Zena_: hi?

Starg1rl: I just want kfc idk why I'm here

Kondrak1: Valid.

itsurboiem: hiiiiii

AbbbbBbmhhyyY: geet ouuurt yoouurir noot invi.tled toooii oiuur g rouaap chaptl

itsurboiem: :'( meanie

Meri: hi!

Rights: I'm here

Talloran: um what is this?? I literally just woke up and got a phone notification and found this installed??

Iceberg: No idea.

Bright: okay, not everyone's here yet but looks like a lot of you are, so let me explain

Bright: this is a group chat.

W1zard_k1d: wait really?? i thought this was a pigeon..

Bright has silenced W1zard_k1d for one (1) minute

Alto_Clef: smart ass

Itsurboiem: haha sigs got in trouble

Bright has silenced Itsurboiem for two (2) minutes

Cain073: Wait, I'm just curious, do we really need a group chat? Can't we just get each other's phone numbers?

Bright: Because it would be take a long time and be a huge hassle for us all to record each others numbers I thought it would be useful for us to all be able to communicate in one space like this. This way, we can coordinate plans, always have tabs on each other, and even contact everyone at once if we're in a state of emergency. So I asked the O-5 and they agreed that it did sound like a good plan, and gave me permission to make this. Don't mess this up.