[Redacted] In The Group Chat

Gay Panic

Username guide:
Cameron- scp-2241, Cameron
UrGorlSar- scp-2506, Sarah
Achiles_come_down- SCP 1003-2, Achilles
P0rc3lain_h3art/Ayeitseryn- scp-706, Eryn.
M0t0r_M0uth- SCP-2094, Barney.
049: SCP-049
Mr_fish: SCP-527, Mr. Fish
cyb0rg = SCP-191, Bridgette
itsurboiem = SCP-040, Emma
meri<3 = SCP-166, Meri
vile_sorcerer = SCP-239, Sigurrós
evil_sith_lord = SCP-134, Stella
AbbbbBbmhhyyY = SCP-053, Abby
_Zena_ = SCP-2599, Zena
Sweetie_2396: SCP-2396, Ms. Sweetie
Drav3n: Draven Kondraki
Alto_Clef: Dr. Alto Clef
Bright: Dr. Bright
Cain073: SCP-073, Cain
Rights: Dr. Rights
Iceberg: Dr. Iceberg
Iris105: SCP 105,ll Iris
Talloran: James Talloran
Dr. Gears: Dr. Gears
Simon_glass: Dr. Simon Glass
Carly2118/Carster: SCP-2118, Carly
Tj_590: SCP-590, TJ

Chapter summary: Zena sets a toaster on fire and Sigurrós needs to talk Stella about something of utmost importance.

Mon, July 27, 2014

7:46 AM

Vile_sorcerer: AAAAAAAAAAA GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY

Vile_sorcerer: GUESS WHAT TODAY IS

Mr_fish: Monday july 27

Vile_sorcerer: nooo

Vile_sorcerer: well it is but that's not what I was looking for

Vile_sorcerer: someone else take a guess!

Cyb0rg: the day you finally start acting normal?

Cain073: Bridgette that's not nice.

P0rc3lain_h3art has changed their name to Ayeitseryn

Ayeitseryn: one week till your birthday

Vile_sorcerer: YEESSSS

Vile_sorcerer: and 6 days till emma's and 8 days till abby's!

Alto_clef: gee I never would've guessed it's not like you've been telling us 100 times a second for the last 3 weeks or anything

Bright: it's also the day you'll be cleaning with eryn and achilles

Vile_sorcerer: AFGDSDHHF WHAT

Bright: it's y'all's week to clean again remember? You don't have that much to do this time, just the bathrooms and the storage closets on floors 1 and 3

Eryn: bro you really just said 'don't worry you only have to do the hardest part'

Achilles _come_down has changed their name to Achilles_heel

Achilles _heel: bruh moment

Bright: if you aren't satisfied with the job I gave you I can make you guys clean the living rooms and the kitchen and dining room too.

Vile_sorcerer: noooo I think we're down with the original plan thnx uncle bright!

Bright: good. Now get ready and eat breakfast asap, then meet me in front of the public bathrooms on floor 1 to get the cleaning supplies.