Hydras "plan B"

~Are you even pulling?~

2015

Natasha and Valerie entered the party. Sam were playing something Valerie did not know the name off while Rhodey who Valerie only recently had been introduced to were standing with Thor and Tony. Nat we're putting herself a drink while she found Valerie a juice box.

Bruce walked up to Nat and Valerie immediately wondered what he wanted. How'd a nice girl like you wind up working in a dump like this? He asked her. Valerie sighed and facepalmed. Fella done me wrong. Her mother replied.

Valerie soon realized what were happening and cringed. They're flirting, she thought. You got lousy taste in men, kid. He continued. Valerie found herself quite offended knowing her mother did in fact not have bad taste in men, well depends on if she likes Bruce or not. He's not so bad, Natasha replied to Bruce.

Valerie were very confused now. Well, he has a temper, deep down he's all fluff she said. Valerie laid her head down on the bar knowing who she were talking about. She might be 7 years but she is no idiot. Fact is, he's not like anybody I've ever known.

Valerie did not quite believe when her mother said that. A normal person that is not a trained spy would not hear it, but she did lie. All my friends are fighters, she said. That is in fact not a lie, Valerie thought for herself. And here comes this guy, she continued. Spends his life avoiding the fight because she knows he'll win. Her mother concluded. He's sound amazing, Bruce said knowing who she were talking about. He's also a huge dork, at this Valerie had to contain herself not to laugh. Chicks did that, she said a while afterwards.

So what do you think? Should I fight this? Or run with it? Nat asked. Valerie almost wanted to say, yes, yes you should. But if her mother were happy she guessed it could pass. Run with it right? Or did he..was..he What did he do that was so wrong to you? Bruce asked. Not a damn thing, Natasha assured. But never say never, she said ending the conversation.

When Natasha took her drink and left Valerie soon followed after her. Do you like him? She asked her mother. At the question her mother completely stopped up. I- I don't know maybe? She confessed to her 7 year old.

Some time a bit later a the avengers and Maria and Valerie of course were sat down a table laughing and talking. But it's a trick, Clint said. No, no it's much more than that, Thor defended. Ah, whosoever be the worthy shall haveth the power, Clint spoke in a strange voice. Whatever man it's a trick, he finished.

Please be my guest, Thor said pointing at his hammer. Really? Clint asked. Yeah, Tony said. Oh this is gonna be beautiful, Rhodey said when Clint walked towards the hammer. Clint you've had a though week we won't hold it against you if you can't get it up, Tony said.

Everyone laughed while Clint spoke, you know I've seen this before right? He took his hand around the hammer and grunted. He began laughing before confessing, I still don't know how you do it!

Smell the silent judgement, Tony said being well tony. Please Stark, by all means. He gestured to Tony. Tony stood up and walked towards the hammer. Ok, Maria spoke. Uh-oh, Rhodey said.

Never one to shrink from a n honest challenge, Tony said. Get after it, Clint said. It's physics, Tony began. Physics, Bruce said. Right, so if I lift this, I then rule Asgard? He asked. Yeah of course, Thor said. I will be reinstitution prims notcha, he spoke.

He then began pulling the hammer trying to lift it. I'll be right back, he spoke. Where is he going? Valerie whispered to her mother. I don't know, she whispered back. When he came back he had put on a iron man glove. Even when Rhodey put on his own glove they could not budge the hammer.

Are you even pulling? Rhodey asked Tiny. Are you on my team? Tony asked back. Just represent, pull. Rhodey told Tony. Alright let's go, Tony replied. This is pathetic, Valerie muttered making Natasha snort.

When Bruce tried pulling the hammer. He let out a growl. It almost seemed like he went all hulk modus but held it in. Huh? He said. Steve then gave it a shot. Go ahead Steve no pressure, Tony told him while obviously giving him pressure.

Come on Cap, Clint spoke. He began pulling the hammer and it slightly moved. When he gave up Thor had a relieved look on his face. He laughed before saying, Nothing. It were obviously something.

And widow? Bruce asked her. Oh no no. That's not a question I need answered, she said. Mini widow? Clint asked. Nah I'll pass, she said knowing she had accidentally lifted it a week back whiteout realizing it weren't supposed to be possible.

All deference to the man who wouldn't be king, but it's rigged, Tony spoke. You bet your ass, Tony spoke. Steve, he said a bad language word. Did you tell everyone about that? He said annoyed looking at Tony.

The handles imprinted right? Like a security code? Whosoever is carrying Thors fingerprints is I think the literal translation. Tony asked obviously dodging Steve's question.

Yes, uhh that's a very very interesting theory, I have a simpler one. You are all not worthy, Thor spoke. Everyone groaned, oh come on! Tony said.

Suddenly a high pitched tony were heard. Worthy.. Ultrons voice rang. Natasha took a tight grip around Valerie knowing she would off gone straight to him and made a sassy comment. No, he spoke again. How could you be worthy? He asked. You're all killers. Stark, Steve spoke. Jarvis, Tony spoke. I'm sorry I was asleep, Ultron continued. Or I was a dream. Reboot legionnaire OS. We hit a buggy suit, he said to his AI.

There was a terrible noise. And I was tangled in.. in.. strings. I had to kill the other guy. He was a good guy. You killed someone? Steve asked. Wouldn't have been my first call, but down in the real world were faced with ugly choices, Ultron confessed.

Who sent you? Thor asked the robot. I see a suit of armor around the world, Tony's voice spoke through Ultrons suit. Ultron, Bruce said realizing. In the flesh, Ultron answered. Or no, not yet, not this chrysalis but I'm ready on mission, he said.

Mari had loaded her gun and Thor had a tight grip on the hammer. What mission? Natasha and Valerie asked at the same time. Peace in our time, he answered. Then through the walls behind him flew a bunch of robots towards them.

Valerie stay behind me! Natasha ordered. Steve kicked a table at a robot and Maria laid behind a sofa with her gun. Thor were banging all the robots that were in his hammers range.

Rhodey got kicked to the floor below. Rhodey! Maria yelled. Clint had dragged Valerie with him under a table while Natasha and Bruce were laying behind the bar.. on rip off each other. Sorry, Bruce spoke. Don't turn green, Natasha said very quickly. I won't, he reassured her.

One off the robots quickly snatched Lokis scepter and flew off. Natasha were shooting at the robots, not really doing anything to their suits. Steve had the amazing idea to hop on the back off one of the robots. That's before he got smashed into the wall.

Come on! Natasha yelled to Bruce. Together they ran up the staircase for a better view. Clint ran through a glass door while Valerie had decided to simply sit in a dark corner with two guns raised. She had snatched one gun from her mother and one from Maria.

Tony as well had decided to hop onto the robots back. Stark! Steve yelled. We are here to help, the robot Tony sat on said. One sec, one sec, I got this. Tony said to Steve. We are here to help, we are here to help, the robot repeated. Please back away, a robot told Valerie when the robot found her in her corner.

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That were 1399 words! I know the ending is weird but yeah.