Magnus Chase Crossover (Percy Jackson)

Flirty Boy Gets 'Crotched'

Annabeth POV

          I escorted Percy down to breakfast where Magnus and his friends are already waiting. (Magnus went down before me and Percy).

"Morning, Annabeth, Percy." TJ grinned then went back to eating.

"Morning." I smiled.

"Hello." Percy nodded then went to wolf down his food.

          We finished our breakfast. I got up to use the bathroom. When I finished, I sprinted back down to join the others. As I was going back, a boy crossed my path and blocked me.

"Excuse me." I muttered and tried to move beside him.

         Instead saying sorry and moving aside like I thought, I blocked me and pushed against the wall.

"Oh no, hottie. You're coming with me." the boy amused.

"Stop it." I struggled and tried to think of an idea. The boy was dangerously close to me. Where are boys' weak spots? An idea formed in my head.

"No use. You are mine now." 

          The boy came in close to kiss me. Instead, I kneed him in the crotch as hard as I can. He fell with a thud, groaning and rolling around, clutching his crotch.

"Never mess with a daughter of Athena." I warned the kicked him in the head a few times. I then impaled him onto the wall with a few borrowed daggers. I taped a note on him saying 'Free Kicks. Double score for the crotch'. To avoid him telling people that he wasn't a free kick, I taped his mouth.

"There. You're much more handsome now." I placed my hands on my hips and smiled. He struggled uselessly.

           I walked back to Magnus and Percy.

"What took you so long?" Alex asked.

"Oh. I impaled a boy onto the wall who tried to kiss me."

"He what?!" Percy stood up.

"Don't worry. He won't be able to stand up straight for a few weeks." I assured him.

"Uh... what exactly did you do to him?" Magnus asked nervously.

           I took them to my new piece of art.

"There. He's a piece of art like this. FREE KICKS, EVERYONE!" I yelled.

           Almost immediately, a group of einherji gathered around excitedly.

"Free kicks." one of them amused and kicked the boy in the shin so hard I almost felt for for the boy.

Almost.

           Magnus, Percy the group and I walked away.

"He deserves that." Percy grinned mischieveously.

"Definitely." Magnus agreed.

"Let's see if he'll survive tomorrow."