Omg. Where am I? I stare scaredly at the group of hotties in front of me. There was two barbie girls, a nerd girl and three hot Bois 😋
"H-h-h-hello....." I whimpered, staring at them with my big blue orbs with neon gold streaks. Barbie 1 rolled her eyes at me and Barbie 2 dragged me into the circle.
"So like, I'm Quintisha, that's Tiffany, idk what nerdie's name is and THOSE hunks," she babbled, pointing at the three bois, " are Tyler, Chad and Brandon." Her voice irritated me sooooooo much. I wanted to strange her, but I had to control myself.
I turn my gaze to the hottie, Tyler. He had smexy blonde hair and green eyes like grass and trees and pee when you eat asparagus. He has so many muscles 😩😩 oh my gosh! We're those waffle abs?!?!?! He smiled with his perfect teeth 🦷 so chompy and white .... I wonder if he uses Colgate or pepsodent.....
"Hey, Malakaka, spin the bottle," said Tiffany, who was trying to make out with Tyler, but he ignored her and looked at me with his beautiful eyeballs. It gave me butterflies. So many butterflies that I burped and butterflies came out of my mouth.
I giggled and farted bc I'm so cute and quirky! Uwuwuwuwu!!!!! 😜😜
I spun the Lucozade Sport bottle bc Tiffany's broke ass can't afford vodka and it landed on Tyler. Literally. I threw it at his face.
He chuckled. He helped me up and led me towards the closet. Oooooooooommmmmmgggggggggg were gonna play 7 minutes in heaven 🙀🙀 but why did he seem happy?? I'm so ugly and fat and skinny and hairy and crusty.
I looked up at the 8ft tall seggzy papi in front of me. He towered above my 3cm self and he smiled.
"Lez make out buby grill," he said seggzily. I think I'm pregante.
"O-0o-O-0kay," I said, using his abs as rock climbing holds to meet his face. I put my hands in his blonde hair, but then...
His hair came off?!?!??
I climbed back down, getting angry. "HOW COULD YOU LIE TO ME TYLER!?!?!?!" I screamed, drop kicking him. I may be smol but I can kick ass 💪
"BUBY GRILL IM SORRY I LOVE U BBG" he sobbed, but I had no mercy. I could feel myself changing into my true form.....
This is not gonna end well at all 😡🤬😱
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