It was . . . Tyler's mom ?!?!! 😍😍
Oh em gee she's kinda hot ngl ,, unlike stupid Tyler🙄
"H-hello" I stuttered aesthetically, blinking my sexy orbs at the woman. Tractor's mom looked me up and down, and I subbenlky felt super insecure and brocken abt my sussy little smol bean body 🥺 after all, who wants a super cute and ugly gf and talk and short and seggzy anyways :((((((((((((((
"Hey hon."
Her voice was sweet, like honey. I started TikTok dancing because I'm so nervous !1?1?1?1?1?1?1!1!1!!1!1!
"Nice moves. Wanna come away with me ? 🥴"
I nodded frantically and she threw me onto a flying donkey. I only met her like 30 secs ago but I trust her all my brocken heart and soul 🥺🥺❤️❤️💋💋🥰🥰😂😂😩😩☁️🤤😏😏😏 I sneezed really quirkily and howled at the moon in excitement !!!!! I'm such a girlboss!!!!!!!! 🤩🤩🤩
Wait...she's a gorl....and I'm a gorl... Does this mean ...,.
THAT IM GAY ⁉️😱🏳️🌈
24865672781194048650 seconds later
"Do you, Malakaka VonKumquatiti, take Tyler's mom as ur awfully wedded waifu?"
"I-I do.🥺"
"And do you, Tyler's mom, take Malakaka VonKumquatiti as your awfully wedded sussy baka kitten?"
"Sure. Whatever."
"Aight now go eat cake."
"B-But wh-what Abt the k-k-k-kiss?🥺🥺🥺?"
"Listen lady nobody wants to see y'all kiss. Go eat cake."
And they all lived badussily ever after,
ೃ⁀➷The Endೃ⁀➷
