Malakaka VonKumquatiti walked in the beautiful garden, humming fight song under her breath. She was so sad 😭
She decided that she'd go to starbux and get her 82828474th caramel apple cider vinegar chicken cheese chili macchiato latte of the day. Uwu so different and goofy 🤪🤪
She ✨unfurled✨ her edgy demon alpha wings and took off into the sparkly blue sky 💫💫💫 her beautiful neon rainbow aesthetic oRbS glistening with the starlight.
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"Omg she's back again ugh"
"Lmao ikr we're running outta caramel apple cider vinegar chicken cheese chili macchiato lattes"
"She's our best customer tho"
"Oh shit here she comes"
"Ha comes 😩"
"nO-"
Malakaka zoomed thru the front door. The cashiers Dobnobshob and Meelfoy had her order ready for her.
"Tysm hoes" she sneezed, sharting out a $50000 bill and giggling quirkily.
She did a hair flip 2937375372 times and her messy bun flew off and smacked Megan Trainor in the face.
"Oh poopies" said Malakaka as the police 🚓 🚓🚓 came to arrest her. She had to think fast 😱 or else she'll get caught 😥😥😥
She used the brain power her tiny smol baka bean demon wolf cat body could summon and turned her messy bun into a propeller.
"HAHAHAHAHAHHA SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKAHS" she screamed, howling emoishly and she broke through the roof and flew up into the sky again. Bc she's so girlboss 💋💋👹👹👹👹😩😩😩😥😥😥🤪🤪🤪😱🤪🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💔💔💔💔💔🐐🐐
idk where this is going go read Larry Snotter ffs 💋
