Ok so I ditched vampire boy bc he wasn't Edward Cullen 😭 and then I was really depressed and sad and lonely 😩
what do I do? I'm single, pregante, depressed and broke, and I have nowhere to go. I sigh and stare into the distance with my OrBs 💙👄💙
I get so depressed I chop my hand off 🤭
but since I'm the lost alpha wolf demon princess I just grew another one out of my nostril
I cried for years and years and years when suddenly a wise old man with a long white beard came swinging down the stripper pole.
"D-d-d-dumbledore?" I stuttered, my kawaii Baka 🤪 body trembling with depress.
He strutted over in his hot pink stilettos. I was so jealous 😒😒 why can't I be seggzy like him
"Naw hunny, das my boring as cousin that that takes one-way bungeee jumping lessons off astronomy towers. MY name is DUMBLEWHORE✨✨"
I gasped as he turned into a wolf angel hybrid.
"Take my hand, Malakaka VonKumquatiti. Together, we shall do shitty ass things. Amen."
